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backstabber : a co-worker or friend assumed trustworthy but who figuratively attacks when one's back is turned.
traitor : a person who betrays a friend, country, principle, etc
betrayal : violation of a person's trust or confid...
( Author: Okay I honestly didn't think I'd need to say this but I keep having to delete comments about it.
I did NOT copy Lila's story. So PLEASE STOP SAYING THAT I COPIED HER.
I literally had this idea for a story for a long time before we even knew Lila existed, even other authors wrote their MC who's very similar to Lila before she was introduced in the show. It was literally just a total coincidence that Lila has a very similar story to MC and that Lila and Diego have a very similar love story to Five and MC. So please stop saying I copied her. Everything that will happen and has happened in this book I already planned before I even started writing it.
Check the date when I started posting this book and you'll notice I started this book way before season 2. PERIODT
Also THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORTIVE COMMENTS ON MY WRITING!!! YOU GUYS REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO ME 💕💖😘 )
Klaus: five, i like your top (Y/n): i have a name, you know Five, grabs Klaus by the collar: what do you mean you like her?! Klaus: *exhales*
Tana: Oh great, it's the Three Musketeers. Five: Was that supposed to be an insult? (Y/n): It kinda lacked punch. Klaus: Yeah, the Three Musketeers were cool.
(Y/n): My favorite skincare routine is called (Y/n): Taking a bat and swinging it as hard as I can into my face
Klaus: So, I know this may come as a surprise, but I actually got teased a lot in middle school (Y/n): Wow? Really? Klaus: Yeah, I don't know if it was the rattail or the eighth grade talent show where I did a Bossa Nova rendition of "Material Girl" on alto sax (Y/n): That. It was that
Melanie: what if you woke up one day and you were hot (Y/n): idk i'd probably open the window or something Klaus: I CANT BREATHE (Y/n): idk you should probably open a window or something
(Y/n)'s clone, pointing at (Y/n): shoot her! I'm the real (Y/n)! Five, aiming at the clone: the real (Y/n) would never pass up an opportunity to die!
(Y/n): Hey, do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Luther: You're a hazard to society. Klaus: AND a coward, do 20.
Klaus: all lesbians share one brain cell and (Y/n) has never gotten a turn (Y/n): excuse me?? Klaus: and that is why she is a Dumb Bitch
(Y/n): You know what it's called when you kill a friend? (Y/n): Homiecide! Ben: No, (Y/n), it's still murder
(Y/n): Hey Tana, if the entire world got into a game of hide and seek, where would you hide? Tana: Like I'd tell you.
Melanie: you're gonna call the police on me... for my kinks? o.h.. no. what are they gonna... do once they... get here? handcuff me? I guess.. theres... no... o..t.her way....... Tana: I HATE YOU SO MUCH
(Barista working a morning shift at a café. They are serving breakfast. A boy and his girlfriend enter the café.) Barista: So, what will it be? (Y/n): I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN. (There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The boy looks very embarrassed.) Five: Eggs... she would like to have some eggs...
(Y/n): Five, you need to try and be kind to people. Tana: Hey— (Y/n), with a mighty swiftness: GO AWAY!!! Tana: Five:
Author: I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult (Y/n), Tana and Melanie: You're right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats
Five: I paint the villains I defeat with their own tears (Y/n): I paint the people I defeat with their own blood Klaus: I pee on the villains I defeat Five: ... (Y/n): ...
Leonard, about Vanya: My girlfriend is ranked for top 10 on Pokémon Go. Diego, about Eudora: My girlfriend is top 8 in candy crush Five, about (Y/n): My girlfriend's top 5 on FBI's most wanted list ( Author: ^^^ This one's my fav😂 )
Five: I want someone who's respectful you know, someone who would never do anything to hurt me, someone sweet and kind and- (Y/n): *enters the room and shoots him in the foot* Five: I- Five: I want that one
(Y/n): Hi Five! Five, in his mind: Hello. How are you doing? The weather is lovely today. I was wondering what your hobbies are? Should I marry you? Five, out loud: You wanna fucking fight?
Everyone to Five and (Y/n): "This wasn't supposed to end in murder guys, we talked about this"
(Y/n): *walks into kitchen covered in her own blood holding a rabbit she fought from a hawk* Lana, on the phone: *mouthing* I'm on the phone
10:31 AM Five: being in love is cool as hell, like having feelings and shit it's tight 10:45 AM Five: nvm Klaus: the 14 minute Time difference, what happened
Luther: Anybody under 5'7 can't be talking about fighting anyone. Like, what you gonna do? Headbutt someone in the nipples? Five: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole
Klaus: do u have anything.. stronger? lemonade stand child: no
(Y/n): It's time to give you birthday punches! *cracks knuckles* Five, genuinely terrified: What the fu- (Y/n): In the face! Five: Wait- (Y/n): With my lips! Five: Oh-
Klaus: Why the fuck did you think that was a good idea?! (Y/n): At least I fixed it. Klaus: Putting a band-aid on Five's shot wound is not "fixing" it!
Luther: Are you trying to make the rest of us feel dumb? Five: I'm not trying,, it's just happening
Five: why is (Y/n) so pretty like give me a break
Klaus: Tell her "you have beautiful eyes." Five: Fine. Five, to (Y/n): I have beautiful fucking eyes. (Y/n), smiles: You do. Five: Thank you. Klaus:
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