Bakugou Katsuki x reader one shots

Hard Boy

"Sometimes I think I want a bad boy.
Wake up like, woop, not a good choice.
I should've taken my mom's advice."
(Y/n) texts the group chat.
Everyone comes online.
Those around each other look confused.
"Did your mom say not to date Bakugou?"
Ochako asks.
"Did something happen between you and Kacchan?"
Deku asks.
"I wouldn't be surprised if she said to stay away from Bakugou."
Sero comments.

"One girlfriend left you with a heart sore.
Look at you, suddenly you're so hardcore.
Oh, does that make you feel big inside?"
"Hey Bakubro are you gonna say anything?"
Kiri texts.
"I didn't think Bakugou dated anyone before (Y/n)."
Denki comments.
Most of the students agree.
"He only dated one girl before (Y/n) and it didn't end well."
Deku explains.
"That's a big shocker."
Jiro comments sarcastically.
"Was that sarcasm? That's not cool Jiro."
Denki questions.

"Got a heart tattoo on your chest,
But there's nothing inside.
Thought I told you:
Too cool for love typically ain't my type.
'Cause you think you're such a hard boy, baby.
And that's just the fix I'm into lately."
"Tattoos are against the rules Bakugou."
Iida quickly texts, using chopping motions.
"Bakugou you have a tattoo?"
Denki asks quickly.
"I think that was a metaphor Denki."
Tokoyami points out.
"So are you and Bakugou broken up? I'm confused."
Ochako questions.
"I hope not! That was my ship!"
Mina quickly texts the chat.
"Mina now is not the time for tea."
Momo scolds.
"This is exactly the time for tea."
Mina rebuttals.

"But I know I won't feel this way come tomorrow.
So let's see how hard, how hard you actually are
When I leave.
Who hurt you and made you so guarded?
Throwing dishes on the floor of my apartment.
Took a pic just to show it off to your friends."
"So you're breaking up with him now, over text?"
Sero chimes in.
"So you don't love Bakugou anymore?"
Mina asks sadly.
"Kacchan broke your dishes? Did he hurt you? I will Detroit smash him if he did."
"That's not manly. I remember him sending pics of you in the Bakusquad gc."
Kiri adds.
"I bet he would be a mess without you."
Denki comments.

"How come you're only calling at five in the morning?
Just 'cause you're lonely out on patrol.
Lucky I picked up, I wasn't busy.
One day I will be."
"Doesn't he wake up at 5 for training? Does he do morning patrols?"
Tsu asks.
"You shouldn't have to drop whatever you're doing to please him (Y/n). No man is worth the trouble."
Todoroki finally texts.
"Todoroki is right."
Izuku agrees.
"Bakugou, what do you have to say for yourself?"
Iida asks, using hand gestures with his free hand.
The said blonde doesn't respond.

"Got a heart tattoo on your chest,
But there's nothing inside.
Thought I told you:
Too cool for love typically ain't my type.
'Cause you think you're such a hard boy, baby
And that's just the fix I'm into lately.
But I know I won't feel this way come tomorrow.
So let's see how hard, how hard you actually are
When I leave."
"Didn't you say that already?"
Ojiro asks, breaking his silence.
"Yes. Why are you repeating?"
Momo asks kindly.
"Maybe she's upset and she's trying to make a point. Bakugou, what did you do to (Y/n)?"
Jiro asks.
"Bakubro? @Explosion"

"'Cause you think you're such a hard boy, baby
And that's just the fix I'm into lately.
'Cause you think you're such a hard boy, baby
And that's just the fix I'm into lately.
But I know I won't feel this way come tomorrow.
So let's see how hard, how hard you actually are
When I leave."
"(Y/n) do you want the girls to come over? Are you ok?"
Mina asks.
"Why isn't she responding to any of us?"
Mineta asks.
"Why would she respond to a pervert grape?"
Tsu responds.
Everyone agrees.
"So much repetition. It's making my brain hurt."
Denki mistakenly adds to the gc.
"You don't have a brain left."
Jiro requips.

"I, I
When I leave
I, I leave
So let's see how hard, how hard you actually are
When I leave"

*@explosion is online*

"What the fuck is going on? (Y/n) did you just lyric prank the class?"
"I THOUGHT THIS WAS FAMILIAR!"
Jiro uses all caps and surprises everyone.
"Wait this was all a prank?"
Deku asks.
"Who said it was a prank Katsuki?"
(Y/n) texts back.
The blonde frowns.
"Teddy Bear are you breaking up with me?"
"Guys he's not using caps. Something's wrong."
Sero quickly texts.
"What's actually going on?"
Denki asks.
After a few minutes of silence from the whole class, everyone was getting nervous, including Bakugou.

"Teddy Bear?"
"Of course it was a lyric prank. You can't get rid of me that easily."
The blonde sighs in relief.
"Your dorm better be unlocked. I'm coming to blow you up."
Everyone could hear his explosions.
(Y/n) quickly locks her door but he just blows it up.
"RIP (Y/n). Momo, you wanna make her a wheelchair?"
Mina requests.
"Why will she need a wheelchair?"
"So innocent."
Jiro comments before everyone goes offline.