Bakugou Katsuki x reader one shots

Sugar Daddy

4:37 pm
Pro Hero Group Chat
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(Y/n): If it's my right to taste the riches of the earth
These bitches better let me work
A private host, a private toast to new horizons
Never mind what I had to do to get these diamonds
Iida: (Y/n) please refrain from cursing in the group chat
Mina: Iida, we're adults now. We can swear whenever we want
Deku: What did you have to do to get diamonds? They aren't blood diamonds are they?
Ochako: 🤲🏻☺️
Momo: 💎
Denki: 🥂

(Y/n): He love me, he give me all his money
That Gucci, Prada comfy
My sugar daddy
He love me, he give me all his money
That Gucci, Prada comfy
My sugar daddy
Jiro: 😏🎶
Deku: What's a sugar daddy?
Sero: Wait, aren't you and Bakugou married?
Aoyama: 🤦🏼
Sato: They are married. I made their wedding cake
Momo: Gucci and Prada are comfy. We should go shopping (Y/n). 🥰

(Y/n): These bitches wanna judge me, but I don't care
Looking back on the boys that I dated
All the popular boys, overrated
Give me brains, money, bags, if he's ancient
I'm a young lady taking donations
Iida: 🤚🏻👋🏻👏🏻 please refrain from calling people "bitches". But good for you for not caring what others think of you.
Tsu: Are you cheating on Bakugou? *kero
Ochako: Aren't you married to a "poplar" guy?
Mina: Says the one married to the most popular guy in class 😒
Deku: Wait, I'm the most popular guy? I thought Kacchan was?
Everyone: 🤦🏼🤦🏼‍♀️

(Y/n): CEO, might take me on trips
Pack a suit, might have a few ships
Love a waitress chasing them tips
But I'm an escort counting his chips
Ochako: So you're cheating on Bakugou with an old man who is a CEO?
Koda: (Y/n) wouldn't do that
Denki: Waitress chasing tips? Sounds like Uraraka 🤣
Ochako: 😒 🖕🏻
Todoroki: You can have one of our ships. We don't use them
Deku: What's an escort?
Kirishima: You're a hero and you don't know what that is, Midoriya?

Jiro: Got a lot, bitch
On a yacht, bitch
In the tropics
(Y/n): 😏😉
Todoroki: May I join you?
(Y/n): 🛳🏖🍹
Jiro: 🧉

(Y/n): All the girls hang around for some cheap wine
Used to think I was down, but I do mine
It's really kind, but for me, love is really blind
Only when I love when the card never decline
Sero: So you're only with Bakugou for his money?
Denki: Unless she's talking about her CEO's card 🤷🏼
Tsu: Love is blind would explain how you ended up with Bakugou *kero

(Y/n): Never had no complications
And the term stay clear as my skin
Caviar in the yacht for the win
Which car do I take for a spin?
Mina: You do have wonderful skin. I wish I had that
Kirishima: you're perfect the way you are Mina 🥰
Mina: 😳😍😘
Sero: get a room you two
Mina: 😉
Kirishima: 😏😘
Sero: 🙄😬👋🏻
Todoroki: We have a lot of cars too. You can have one of those too if you want
Ochako: Damn rich people 😒

(Y/n): Got my new hips, and my new tits
New life, who this?
If he's paying, I'll take the oysters
I'm sayin' I got some pointers
My baby is my employer
My baby knows how to spoil
Mineta: new tits? 😏
Mina: of course the first thing you say is perverted
*Mina kicked Mineta from Class 1-A Group Chat*
Deku: I didn't know you work for Kacchan. When did you start working for his agency?
Momo: I bet Katsuki spoils you all the time. He's a great hero and has made a comfortable life for you two.
Jiro: 😏🎶👌🏻
(Y/n): 😚

*Katsuki is online*

Katsuki: What the fuck did I miss?
(Y/n): 🥰😘

*(Y/n) went offline*
*Jiro went offline*

Everyone is left clueless as to what just happened.