CROYT'S WRATH I wrestling oneshots (COMPLETE)

birthday headcannons #2 | dark order

♡ they would totally be the type of friends to throw you a surprise party. i do not care

♡ they started off as a group that was formed almost out of insecurity because of the number of losses they were suffering. having each other gave them confidence and a good support system. that being said, they care of each other and make each other feel special and thus, surprise birthday parties

♡ it's hilarious because during the weeks before your birthday, they were acting really weird. you thought that they were hanging out without you, but it's really because they're planning for your special day. there were also times where it was like they had a inside jokes that didn't include you? or sometimes you'd approach them backstage and they would all be startled by your appearance - except for anna who just rolls her eyes at her friends - and would be all nervous around you as if they did something they weren't supposed to. it confused you to no end and you couldn't help but wonder if they didn't enjoy your company anymore. the kicker is that it's the furthest thing from the truth

♡ on your birthday, once they got your party set up, ten and five approached you looking equally panicked and amused. they said that stu "tried to rescue a raccoon from the parking lot thinking it was a dog, brought it into the lair, but then it got into anna's snack and now she's choking him out and the raccoon has ran off with some chilli's baby back ribs in it's mouth"

♡ and honestly, at this point, it didn't really surprise you anymore. that was just another day in the life of being a member of the dark order

♡ the infamous dark order lair was very dark when you got there. you assumed that stu tried to close all the lights to try and make a run for it without anna seeing him

♡ when you entered expecting to pry the female member off of stu's back, only to see all your friends - both dark order members, other members of the roster, as well as friends from home - jump at you wishing you a happy birthday, you couldn't help but get a little emotional

♡ evil uno embraced you first, then stu, then everyone else

♡ you really thought they did a great job with the party. it was very thoughtful. it was everything you wanted and more

♡ it was hilarious because adam cole was also there, and of course, alex reynolds and john silver was there as well and if they weren't cracking jokes and making you laugh, they were around him, still pitching ideas, trying to "help him out" since he's the new guy. adam contemplated leaving, but when he saw how much you were laughing (at his suffering), he decided to suck it up for one night

♡ aside from that, the recruitment duo also kept on cracking jokes and puns the whole night. they had amazing chemistry with each other and had great comedic timing

♡ they were like the entertainment part of your party. at some point, they stood up on the counter and did a comedy routine of some sort

♡ they also hosted their own version of saturday night live. their first guest was you and as expected, the just asked you about the party, how you liked it and the such. then they called up ten who looked to be in on it, coolly responding to the questions. lastly, they called up stu who did not seem to be aware of his guest status on silver and reynold's saturday night live. when he got called up, he looked at uno with his eyes wide, clearly confused, but then anna pushed him in the direction of the two and he had no choice but to follow

♡ evil uno was kind of the one making sure that the party stayed in tact, a very important job considering how much of a handful your group could be at times. stu, who seemed to be horribly frightened of anna as he kept on avoiding her and tip toeing around her, was his right hand man

♡ anna was the one who kept unwanted visitors away from your party with just a glare. she also made sure the jokes were appropriate and didn't make fun of your age or anything like that

♡ ten and five wouldn't leave your side the whole night, cracking jokes of their own and tapping your shoulder when the raccoon you thought to be fictional creeps into the room. all of you look at stu, including uno who was the person stu thought was going to be the one to deal with the stray animal

♡ with a scared smile on his face, he approached the creature gently, only for it to pounce on him. weirdly enough, it didn't attack him. much to his relief, it just snuggled into his arms like a sleepy dog. then, he decided that he formed an emotional bond with the animal and will not return it to the outside, instead keeping it as a pet

♡ the night was filled with good food and laughter

♡ it was definitely a night to remember