Batfamily one shots, preferences, headcanons and imagines

Incorrect quotes/situation #2

Stephanie, Babs, Tim, Jason and Cass sharing stories about crazy undercover situations.

Stephanie: So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties.

~~~~~~~

Damian: If I wanted berries and cream as a little lad, my mother made me do the little lad dance.

*Damian dancing with two swords*

Damian: Berries and cream, berries and cream, I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream.

~~~~~~~

Damian: Can we talk about Jason?

Dick and Tim: We don't talk about second Robin~ We don't talk about Jason~

~~~~~~~

Tim and Damian wrecking havoc in the kitchen.

Stephanie: Uhm, can I get some waffles?

~~~~~~~

Dick: Are you okay Cass?

Cass: Yes. Why?

Dick: I found mushrooms embroidered all over your pillows.

Cass: Therapeutic.

~~~~~~~

Jason: So I've developed the routine of watching a couple who lives in the building across from mine. They're in the stage of their relationship where they got a cat. I'm so proud of them.

~~~~~~~

Selina holds a white purse staring at her cats.

Selina: Seriously kittens, you spilled lipstick, red lipstick in my white Valentino bag.

~~~~~~~

Dick swimging on the chandelier absolutely belting out Chandelier by Sia.

Bruce: *facepalms* This is the fifth time he's done this this month.

Jason: Hey, free dinner and a circus act.

~~~~~~~

Damian: Everyone who agrees that Dick and Stephanie are the two geese from Aristocats, say aye.

Jason, Tim, Cass, Babs, Stephanie, Dick and Kate: Aye.

~~~~~~~

Wonder Woman: I'm two hundred so I can't f&*k with you.

Jason: You're two hundred. Yeah it's okay no one has to know, baby girl.

Wonder Woman: Don't call me baby girl, I'm not your Spanish teacher don't do that.

Jason: Hola Como estas shorty.

~~~~~~~

Tim: Can I be frank with you guys?

Jason: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.

Stephanie: Can I still be Steph?

Dick: Shh, let Frank speak.