WE HATE TATE
Gavi
Tate can you come get meTate
What? From where?Gavi
CampTate
Uh, you have practicePedri
He hurt his ankle and Xavi told him to go home after he did his check upPablo
I wanna go homeAlejandro
Come get me tooTate
G, I'm heading over now, give me 7Jude
That's a disgustingly specific numberTate
That's how long it takes, assholeJude
Takes me 5 😽Pedri
Called speedingPablo
It's true, he does speedAnsu
It takes me 10 whatGavi
Called reverse speeding actuallyAlejandro
Tell me you can't drive without telling meGavi
I have myself a tate, it's even better😎Pablo
I don't know why our groupchat name is we hate Tate, none of us doPedri
We made it years ago. It must stayAnsu
It rhymes, we love rhymingJude
I rhyme all the timeTate
G I'm outsideGavi
Okay comingTate
You know what else rhymes?Alejandro
WhatTate changed the group name:
JUDE IS RUDEJude
I'm getting patronizedPablo
That's good, I like that oneAlejandro
I hate that I said patronized yesterday because now everyone is using it. I'm too intellectualTate
Ale you're just built geniusG hurry up
Gavi
I'm hopping down the hallway leave me aloneTate
Wait I understand why G is on his phone since he's going home, but why are you all on your phones?Jude
Stretching and rolling right now babyAnsu
Ew why did you say babyJude
Just a word you knowTate
A gross one 🦖Pedri
You call Gavi G, can I have a nicknameTate
PenisJude
Oh?Alejandro
I have Ale🙂Pablo
Can I have oneTate
Toilet paperAnsu
Creative I thinkGavi
Penis can you grab my water bottle when you leave? I left it by my bootsPedri
What did you just call meJude
He called you penis because Tate called you itPedri
Fuck you allTate
🫶🏻
Love you more buddyPedri changed the group name:
WE HATE TATEJude
Back to normal🤣Ansu
Tate if it means anything I don't hate you😚Tate
Thank you for not patronizing me🫶🏻Alejandro
I hate that word nowGavi
No you don't, don't lie to yourselfTate
G and I are leaving now, what do you guys want for dinner?Jude
Grilled chicken!Alejandro
With rice and beans😩Ansu
Can you also have the yummy smoothies done by the time we get home as well perhaps?Tate
Of course of coursePedri
Highlight of my day is those gosh dang smoothiesPablo
Waiting for the day she reveals what she puts in themGavi
She's driving right now, but she just said her spit is the secret ingredientJude
Yeah she would say thatAnsu
I bet there's eggsPedri
I love salmonellaAlejandro
ProteinJude
Protein so she can become a muscle mommyGavi
Fuck you - That's what Tate just saidJude
Fuck Tatum Marínela Cruz as wellPablo
Dropping full names now oh shitPedri
Honestly if we think about it
Fuck Pablo Martín Páez Gavira as well for hurting his ankle and leaving usGavi
I hate youTate
ustedes dos solo deben besarseGavi
😘😘Pedri
😘🥰Alejandro
Bye Tatum, we have to practice againJude
See you later babyTate
Still gross Jude 🦖🤮Pedri
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the pyramid // pedri
Fanfiction"Tatum what the hell." Pablo mumbles as I turn around slowly, a sly smile sneaking onto my lips. "Are you and Pedri like together now?" Ansu asks as he raises his eyebrow slightly. "Of course not, that would be ridiculous." I laugh awkwardly as Al...