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WE HATE TATE

Gavi
Tate can you come get me

Tate
What? From where?

Gavi
Camp

Tate
Uh, you have practice

Pedri
He hurt his ankle and Xavi told him to go home after he did his check up

Pablo
I wanna go home

Alejandro
Come get me too

Tate
G, I'm heading over now, give me 7

Jude
That's a disgustingly specific number

Tate
That's how long it takes, asshole

Jude
Takes me 5 😽

Pedri
Called speeding

Pablo
It's true, he does speed

Ansu
It takes me 10 what

Gavi
Called reverse speeding actually

Alejandro
Tell me you can't drive without telling me

Gavi
I have myself a tate, it's even better😎

Pablo
I don't know why our groupchat name is we hate Tate, none of us do

Pedri
We made it years ago. It must stay

Ansu
It rhymes, we love rhyming

Jude
I rhyme all the time

Tate
G I'm outside

Gavi
Okay coming

Tate
You know what else rhymes?

Alejandro
What

Tate changed the group name:
JUDE IS RUDE

Jude
I'm getting patronized

Pablo
That's good, I like that one

Alejandro
I hate that I said patronized yesterday because now everyone is using it. I'm too intellectual

Tate
Ale you're just built genius

G hurry up

Gavi
I'm hopping down the hallway leave me alone

Tate
Wait I understand why G is on his phone since he's going home, but why are you all on your phones?

Jude
Stretching and rolling right now baby

Ansu
Ew why did you say baby

Jude
Just a word you know

Tate
A gross one 🦖

Pedri
You call Gavi G, can I have a nickname

Tate
Penis

Jude
Oh?

Alejandro
I have Ale🙂

Pablo
Can I have one

Tate
Toilet paper

Ansu
Creative I think

Gavi
Penis can you grab my water bottle when you leave? I left it by my boots

Pedri
What did you just call me

Jude
He called you penis because Tate called you it

Pedri
Fuck you all

Tate
🫶🏻
Love you more buddy

Pedri changed the group name:
WE HATE TATE

Jude
Back to normal🤣

Ansu
Tate if it means anything I don't hate you😚

Tate
Thank you for not patronizing me🫶🏻

Alejandro
I hate that word now

Gavi
No you don't, don't lie to yourself

Tate
G and I are leaving now, what do you guys want for dinner?

Jude
Grilled chicken!

Alejandro
With rice and beans😩

Ansu
Can you also have the yummy smoothies done by the time we get home as well perhaps?

Tate
Of course of course

Pedri
Highlight of my day is those gosh dang smoothies

Pablo
Waiting for the day she reveals what she puts in them

Gavi
She's driving right now, but she just said her spit is the secret ingredient

Jude
Yeah she would say that

Ansu
I bet there's eggs

Pedri
I love salmonella

Alejandro
Protein

Jude
Protein so she can become a muscle mommy

Gavi
Fuck you - That's what Tate just said

Jude
Fuck Tatum Marínela Cruz as well

Pablo
Dropping full names now oh shit

Pedri
Honestly if we think about it
Fuck Pablo Martín Páez Gavira as well for hurting his ankle and leaving us

Gavi
I hate you

Tate
ustedes dos solo deben besarse

Gavi
😘😘

Pedri
😘🥰

Alejandro
Bye Tatum, we have to practice again

Jude
See you later baby

Tate
Still gross Jude 🦖🤮

Pedri
L o l

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