WE HATE TATE
Toilet paper
We're all going out to dinner tonightSilver hammy
Now why would we do thatIniesta 2.0
Jude..Shit mom
Because he's the birthday boy you stick10 flop
Happy birthday 😍Baldy
I already said it, but happy birthday 😩Shit mom
I gave you your present already, but
happy birthday 🧍♂️Silver hammy
I'll give you a kiss for a present later 😏
But happy birthday big boy 😘Xavi's baby boy
Happy birthday name stealer 🏃♂️Toilet paper
Was literally born before youIniesta 2.0
Happy birthday sexy 😵💫Shit mom
Now hold onToilet paper
Wow I've never felt so much love
Convinced you all hate me half the time😍Silver hammy
I meanIniesta 2.0
No no no no
Cant be mean to birthday boySilver hammy
Right right, sorry baby boyShit mom
Am I interrupting?Silver hammy
No
Join?Shit mom
NOW HOLD ONIniesta 2.0
Tate over me? I'm offended.Silver hammy
Tate get outta the gutter, like ew
You can join too😏Xavi's baby boy
What are we joining?Baldy
They're hugging rn, go join the hug10 flop
Group hugShit mom
🧍♂️Toilet paper
Anyways Gavi you can bring Isabelle if you chooseShit mom
Sorry she's my plus one not Gavi'sToilet paper
Pedri I guess you can bring tateIniesta 2.0
Ugh I guess I canShit mom
The fuckToilet paper
Ale if you want to bring Indi you can, I don't
know if she wants to see you thoughBaldy
Yeahhhhh, I don't know if I will, things have been awkward because we haven't talked about it yetSilver hammy
Can I bring someone?Toilet paper
Yeah that's fine
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the pyramid // pedri
Fanfiction"Tatum what the hell." Pablo mumbles as I turn around slowly, a sly smile sneaking onto my lips. "Are you and Pedri like together now?" Ansu asks as he raises his eyebrow slightly. "Of course not, that would be ridiculous." I laugh awkwardly as Al...