bonus 4

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It's gonna be like a month or two time skip from my last bonus chap, the kids are still 9 and 6, almost 7, GREAT  🦅🦅🦅

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WE HATE TATE

Shit mom
Hello.

Silver hammy
What memories this groupchat is

Xavi's baby boy
More like scarring

Shit mom
Want to go cry about it?
I'll let you use Mimi's baby blanket if you're
going to complain like a little bitch

Baldy
I'll still never get sick of Tate being mean

10 flop
It's just iconic
She's a mom but she has time to shit on G

Iniesta 2.0
She will always have time for that

Toilet paper
Better him than me

Shit mom
Well Jude will still be rude to you

Silver hammy
Jude the rude dude

Iniesta 2.0
Glad that's still a thing

Baldy
To what do we owe this pleasure Tatum

Shit mom
Can you all come over
Cece has a surprise

Silver hammy
I would but I'm not in town

Shit mom
Yes you are idiot

Iniesta 2.0
No we don't want you anyways, it'll give
Cece a reason to not like you

Silver hammy
On my way!

10 flop
He can't risk no longer being the favorite uncle

Baldy
Cece has no taste
No offense to her

Toilet paper
Oh she has taste alright

Shit mom
Ew stop that
Get a room

Silver hammy
Jablo!

Shit mom
Anyways please come over
She worked hard on a project

Xavi's baby boy
Is it a presentation for all of her uncles

Iniesta 2.0
Everyone but you yeah

Baldy
Checks out

Shit mom
It's her saying she's better than all of
you because of her tournament last
month that her team won

Silver hammy
She'll be the best González, better than her dad

Shit mom
Are you calling Mimi and Mio bad?

Toilet paper
Protective mom arc

10 flop
Yikes Jude

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