WE HATE TATE
Jude
Hey mom, we won't be home for dinner tonight, Xavi is making us stay for a team dinner
Tate
Good
Pablo
Yo why we being mean
Tate
I'm not, just sick of you all😚
Alejandro
Wow
Ansu
Yeah that's fine, doesn't hurt the feelings
Pedri
Whacky
Jude
Awky
Gavi
Sussy
Pablo
Not upset
Just disappointed
Tate
You're all toxic gaslighters
Gavi
Right🧍♂️
Jude
That's rich coming from you
Tate
What the fuck
Pablo
Woah
Pedri
Ayo
Alejandro
Damn
Tate
Fuck you Jude
Gavi
Hey it's okay, we're all having fun
Pedri
Now it's actually a bit awky
Jude
Oops my bad
Alejandro
He's kidding
Jude
Right
Ansu
Tate he's kidding it's okay
Tate
Oh im sure
Pablo
If we're picking sides I'm on tate's side
Jude
Pedri what side are you picking
Pedri
Uh
Gavi
Ayo
Alejandro
Why just call out Pedri?
Jude
There's a bit of tension hmm
Tate
Because you're being a dick all of a sudden wtf
Gavi
Hey it's okay we're done here
Jude
Oops, my bad
Ansu
Let's just be happy
Alejandro
Yes, happy
Pablo
Happy
Pedri
Everyone phone down
Gavi
Okay dad
Pablo
Sorry dad
Alejandro
No more phone time
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Tate
Dude what the fuck
Jude
Whats up
Tate
Don't what's up me
Jude
Okay let me just say it in french real quick
Tate
Dude
Jude
What
Tate
Why are you being a dick all of a sudden?
Jude
I have a question
And be honest
Tate
Okay?
Jude
When you went on your date was it with any of the guys?
Tate
Are you crazy?
Of course not
Jude
Okay just seeing
You've been acting a bit off these past few days
Tate
Is it because I'm a woman
Jude
Ay ay ay ay ay
I didn't say that
Tate
But it's what you're implying, no?
Jude
I see what you're doing here
Tate
🙀 nahhhh
Jude
If you ever wanna like open up I'm here you know
Like with anything going on
No need to keep secrets
Tate
Okay buddy
Thanks for reminding me I guess?
Jude
Mmhmm
Tate
Still doesn't explain why you were being rude though
Jude
I was just trolling
I like doing that
Tate
Until one of these days I just ignore you for the rest of your life because you 'troll'
Jude
You win some you lose some
Tate
And you make me lose my mind
Jude
Cute
Tate
Shut up
Jude
See you're always mean but I can't do it back?
Tate
No, because whenever I do it everyone knows I'm joking, but you could be serious
Jude
Is it because I'm a man?
Tate
Sure
Jude
Word
Tate
But anyway screw you
Jude
Hate your guts🫵
Tate
Guess what
Jude
What
Tate
Wah wah little baby👶🏼🍼
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the pyramid // pedri
Fanfiction"Tatum what the hell." Pablo mumbles as I turn around slowly, a sly smile sneaking onto my lips. "Are you and Pedri like together now?" Ansu asks as he raises his eyebrow slightly. "Of course not, that would be ridiculous." I laugh awkwardly as Al...
