WE HATE TATE
Gavi
Tate can you pick me up from training today?
Tate
Why don't you ride with Pedri like you always do?
Gavi
Because I'm annoyed with him
Tate
Why
Alejandro
We were scrimmaging and Pedri slide tackled him
Pedri
He got up right away though and threw the ball at my head because he was mad. So don't act so innocent buddy
Tate
So just ride with one of the other guys
Gavi
No, they all laughed at me
Pablo
We laughed because Xavi got mad at Pedri for possibly hurting his prodigy
Gavi
Shut up
Pedri
Little baby is just crying to mommy telling you he needs to be picked up👶🏼🍼
Jude
Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy?
Tate
Okay new rule, we can't say that word around Jude ever again
Jude
Mommy?
Sorry, autocorrect
Gavi
Please Tate
Pedri
Wah wah little baby
Tate
Oh my god, fine
Ansu
You caved
Alejandro
Because he's just a little baby
Tate
Because there's no point in having him be mad at everyone
Pablo
He'll still be mad at everyone
Jude
I'll smack some sense into him
Tate
No you aren't going to hit anyone
Jude
Okay mom🙄
Tate
What time are you guys done
Ansu
3
Tate
G, I'll leave at 2:45
Gavi
Thank you
Pedri
Wah wah
Pablo
Little baby
Tate
You guys are just instigating now
Alejandro
Maybe we are
Jude
Who's going to stop us?
Tate
Me, now shut up
Pedri
You suck
Jude
Ayyoooooo
Pedri
Ew stop
Gavi
You all suck, except Tate
Pablo
Rude
Alejandro
I wish I tackled you instead
Ansu
Same at this point
Jude
I wish I tackled Tate
Tate
What? Why
Jude
Just because you know
Tate
Huh
Jude
Oh you know
Pedri
Help I'm scared
Jude
I've tackled all of them, and pushing people is like fun
Alejandro
Might want to talk with someone about your desire to hurt people
Jude
Shhh it's okay baby
Tate
Is he okay?
Pablo
He never is
Ansu
Fair
Jude
You guys are all rude
Tate
Jude is rude.
Pedri
Roasted
Jude
We hate Tate.
Pedri
Roasted
Gavi
You all need to shut up, I'm annoyed with all of the buzzing
Pedri
Power off your phone then, no one's going to text you anyways unless it's Tate picking you up
Alejandro
💀
Pablo
That was brutal
Pedri
He threw a ball at my head, literally concussed
Ansu
You're fine. We're all fine. Happy family
Tate
Yeah you all on one team and also living together maybe wasn't the best idea
Alejandro
What, why?
Tate
You guys spend like every hour together, everyone go out tonight or something so you can have time away
Gavi
Sorry I can't, no one texts me I guess
Pedri
Oh my god
Jude
Don't have to tell me twice to leave the house🏃♂️
Alejandro
Go spend time with your bff xavi or lewy
Ansu
It's attack Gavi day I guess
Tate
Let me have a Tate day at home alone
Pablo
Anything for you mom
Jude
I have tons of friends yep, I'll definitely have no problem leaving the house Mmhmm
Pedri
That's kinda sad Jude
Jude
I have so many friends, like all of them really
Alejandro
Right
YOU ARE READING
the pyramid // pedri
Fanfiction"Tatum what the hell." Pablo mumbles as I turn around slowly, a sly smile sneaking onto my lips. "Are you and Pedri like together now?" Ansu asks as he raises his eyebrow slightly. "Of course not, that would be ridiculous." I laugh awkwardly as Al...
