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WE HATE TATE

Jude
We're rolling and stretching right now, Tate how did your date go?

Gavi
She friend zoned him💀

Pablo
Poor guy

Tate
We really don't need to talk about it, it's okay

Alejandro
Your outfit was wasted on friend zoning someone

Ansu
It was a really good outfit too
We tried our best Ale

Jude
I'd be so embarrassed to be friend zoned, that's like a new level of embarrassing

Gavi
No literally

Jude
Anyways Tate let's go on a date next

Tate
Shut up

Jude
I love how nice you are to me
Really just does something

Pablo
She literally hates you. Real.

Ansu
Real

Alejandro
Real

Gavi
Real

Jude
Why did you friend zone him?

Gavi
wErE bEtTeR aS fRiEnDs

Tate
Literally the last time I tell you anything dude

Gavi
My bad
But yeah she said she likes him and all but thinks it's awkward and would rather stay friends

Tate
G, I actually hate you

Gavi
Love you too

Jude
Saying we're better as friends is like the nice way of saying hit the road

Pablo
No that's actually so true though

Alejandro
Be straight up next time if you see him again

Gavi
Say get lost buddy, don't care about you

Tate
Guys it's fine
We don't need to talk about it

Jude
She's heartbroken

Ansu
What's his name

Gavi
And address, phone number, credit card information, bank information, I want it all

Alejandro
We need to plot revenge

Pablo
She friend zoned him, not the other way around guys
I don't know if we need to do all that

Jude
Oh true, if anything his friends will ask for that information about you

Gavi
You're screwed Tate

Alejandro
Don't answer the door for the next few days

Pablo
Lock your windows

Tate
Are we done here?

Jude
Yep :)
I just wanted to know how it went

Gavi
But friend zoning was all we needed to know

Alejandro
Idiot getting friend zoned💀

Pablo
L guy

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