we hate men (pedri and gavi)
Tate
Who named this groupchat
Jude
Yeah definitely not me
Tate
You're a Saint😇🙏🏼
Pablo
Tate come home
Alejandro
Or let us come join you
Ansu
They're being all sneaky and always whispering, it freaks me out
Jude
We're all getting annoyed by them now
Pablo
Drop the addy we're otw💳💥
Tate
Let's go get a hotel room
Alejandro
I'm down
Jude
I hate men (Pedri and Gavi) so I'm down
Ansu
Why are they weird all of a sudden though
Jude
Gavi talked with Pedri last night for like 20 minutes and as soon as they were done they were both being rude to mom
Pablo
The last thing you want to do is be mean to mom, why don't they know that
Tate
They hate Tate real
Alejandro
I'll make sure that's not the case
Jude
I like pushing people
Tate
Yeah do it please
Ansu
Wait why don't we just kick them out
Tate
Dude yes
Alejandro
It'd be 5 against 2, we'd get our say
Pablo
Or Tate, just come back and ignore them
Boom
Tate
Wow🤯
Jude
Wow Pablo
Pretty shit idea
Tate
Hey now, hey now
Pablo I love the effort
Pablo
I feel attacked I think
Jude
🦖🦖🦖
Alejandro
Tate just come home while we're at training and they won't know that you're back
Tate
My car
Ansu
They won't know
Jude
They aren't that smart🙀
Pablo
They share a single brain cell
Tate
The Pedri and Gavi slander
I love it
We never talk shit about them
Alejandro
Yeah usually it's about Pablo
Pablo
Oh
Tate
He's kidding, we love you Pablo
Jude
Pablo at least has a brain cell that he doesn't share
Tate
You guys are shitting on the wrong Pablo right now
**Pablo Gavi**
Jude
Rightttt
Yeah hate that guy
Alejandro
Little man thinks he can hide behind Xavi for being the new him
Jude
Like get a new personality fr
Ansu
Mmhmm
Pablo
Yeah he's annoying
Tate
I'm turning you all on your best friends
I love my life
Jude
No need to turn us on them
We've all been thinking this for awhile about them being all closed off recently
Alejandro
Their conversations can't even be that good either
Jude
Probably talking about how to become the next xavi and iniesta quicker
Already half way there with the kits
Ansu
Foul for that💀
Pablo
We're all thinking it
Tate
What secrets do you guys know
One of you HAS to know something about what's going on
Jude
I don't think any of us do
Alejandro
I did hear them talking about you Tate
I'm not sure what about but I heard your name
Jude
I'd talk about Tate too
Sure it wasn't me
Tate
Jude istfg
Jude
nah jit trippin..
Pablo
We will keep listening for you Tate
Ansu
You have to come home though
Tate
You guys are boring, fine
I'll be at home when you guys get back
Jude
Entering our detective🕵️♂️ arc
Pablo
Good usage of emoji
Jude
Oh thanks buddy
Pablo
Of course
Alejandro
Talk later Tate
Tate
Yes sir, see you buddies
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the pyramid // pedri
Fanfiction"Tatum what the hell." Pablo mumbles as I turn around slowly, a sly smile sneaking onto my lips. "Are you and Pedri like together now?" Ansu asks as he raises his eyebrow slightly. "Of course not, that would be ridiculous." I laugh awkwardly as Al...
