WE HATE TATE
Tate
This close 🤏 to changing all your names in my phone
Pedri
What's wrong with our names
Tate
Not chaotic enough
Jude
🤏 haha small
Awfully weird you use this emoji
Pablo
Don't finish that
Jude
...after last night
Sorry I really had to finish my thought
Gavi
Oh?
Alejandro
Oh yeah you were sleeping earlier
Ansu
So awkward
Tate
Just kidding I don't have the brain power for this
Gavi would definitely be -6 brain cells though
Gavi
Well okay then
Jude
What would i be
Tate
Jude the rude dude
Jude
How basic
Tate
Wait no I have a better one for Gavi
Pedri
Enlighten us
Tate
Xavi's baby boy
Pablo
Best one yet
Gavi
No shame here
Jude
Guess who's nickname this is
Doesn't start
Pablo
Wow
Fucked up
Ansu
Maybe we shouldn't change names
Tate
Little bitch
Guess who that is
Alejandro
Jude
Pedri
Jude
Gavi
Jude
Ansu
Jude
Pablo
Jude
Tate
Jude!
Jude
Hmmm, Pedri?
Wait no, probably something like bRo
Orrrrr maybe
🤏
Tate
Jude.
Gavi
Yikes
Pedri
Real cute Jude
Someone's salty that they lost golden boy to Gavi🧍♂️
Jude
I'm not salty
Gavi
I would be upset if I were you
Pablo
Maybe that's why he's been acting up for like 6 months
Tate
Jealous bitch?
New name
Alejandro
Yes!
Jude
Why do we hate me
No longer we hate Tate, now it's we hate Jude
Ansu
No problem with that
Tate
Hammy
Jude
What are you on about
Pablo
Bellinghammy
Alejandro
You are so funny Tate
Tate
Thanks baldy
Alejandro
It's fine, I won't be offended
Tate
Still love you
Ansu
How do we all feel about the gala tomorrow?
Jude
I think xavi's baby boy needs to talk to Xavi and tell him to get his shit together
Gavi
I would do nothing for you
NOTHING
Tate
Damn okay
Pedri
Well personally I think it could be fun
Jude
Well personally I have a cute date so
Gavi
Do you actually? Since when
Alejandro
Oh this is gonna be good
Tate
Yeah he got a date, we were talking about it this morning when you were sleeping
Kinda awkward
Gavi
Bro wtf, tell me
Jude
Going with Pablo 😩
Pablo
And I'll declare my love for him
Jude
You mean it🙀
Pedri
You guys are so something
Pablo
Jealous you don't have like a super healthy relationship
Tate
The fuck
Ansu
Yeah maybe don't say that after I was kept up last night, trauma
Tate
Ayo yeah you guys need to stop
Pedri
Well pretty healthy relationship if you ask me
A good night in my opinion
Tate
Pedri no, don't fuel it
Pedri
Sorry bro, I like chaos
Pablo
🤢
Gavi
Yeah well I'm glad I was asleep
Pedri
Wont get too much sleep tonight
Maybe you'll be kept up
Tate
PEDRI
Alejandro
Ayyooo
Jude
Pedri what do you mean by that🤨
Pedri
Oh you know, like, you know
Gavi
Ew I don't want to know
Pedri
You'll find out
Gavi
I hope not
Tate
Okay let's be done yeah?
Jude
Okay muscle mommy
Pablo
Okay mom
Ansu
Okay mom
Pedri
Okay mommy
Alejandro
🧍♂️🧍♂️🧍♂️
Jude
🙀nahhhh jit trippin🙀
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sorry sorry, short chapter BUT hopefully I have another chapter posted today, mwah
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the pyramid // pedri
Fanfiction"Tatum what the hell." Pablo mumbles as I turn around slowly, a sly smile sneaking onto my lips. "Are you and Pedri like together now?" Ansu asks as he raises his eyebrow slightly. "Of course not, that would be ridiculous." I laugh awkwardly as Al...
