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WE HATE TATE

Xavi's baby boy
Tate what time are we leaving tomorrow

Shit mom
For what

Toilet paper
Dude really

Silver hammy
No one tell her

10 flop
✈️

Baldy
💍

Iniesta 2.0
Use that big brain of yours

Shit mom
Oh shit
Nat's wedding

Silver hammy
There you go🤓

Shit mom
Wait did you guys get approval to go

Baldy
Yeah we got invited too, Natalia is basically
our sister

Silver hammy
Lia is a milf

10 flop
Nat ***

Toilet paper
Lia ***

Shit mom
I'm saying for like training and stuff

Iniesta 2.0
No one tell her

Xavi's baby boy
Tate come on

Shit mom
Oh true, no match this weekend

Silver hammy
And why else

Baldy
Nat is getting married to Carlos. Carlos
is Xavi's nephew, so we don't have training either
because Xavi will also be at the wedding

10 flop
We know more about Tate's family then her

Shit mom
Oh my god
I forgot he's his nephew

Iniesta 2.0
You're so funny Tate
Doesn't even remember

Shit mom
I forgot to get flight tickets. I'm out shopping
right now but I can as soon as I get back

Xavi's baby boy
I have a better idea

Silver hammy
What is it

Xavi's baby boy
Well Xavi was talking about how he was taking his private jet or whatever to Seville, so I texted him asking if we could tag along😗

Shit mom
Why would he say yes

Baldy
His nephew is marrying Nat. She's your sister. And Gavi is basically her brother at that point because he's so close with you and her. AND he loves Gavi, you and Nat

Xavi's baby boy
Are you going to be related to Xavi now

Shit mom
I don't think that's quite how it works, I think Nat
is going to be technically related to him though

Silver hammy
Jealous

Xavi's baby boy
Yeah I'm really jealous

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