the pyramid // pedri

forty four

WE HATE TATE

Xavi's baby boy
You're at the stadium, where are you

Silver hammy
He just confirmed he stalks your location

Baldy
It's true though, she is here somewhere

Ahoy tatey
Theres a problem with my ticket

Iniesta 2.0
Yeah but you're vip though

Toilet paper
Vip
Very important Pablo🤝

Silver hammy
Yeah Gavi is the very important Pablo

10 flop
Brutal

Ahoy tatey
I'm aware of that, it's like not scanning though

Iniesta 2.0
Let me just come grab you then, what are they gonna do? Tell me no?

10 flop
And if they do, uno reverse them😗

Xavi's baby boy
Real

Baldy
Why don't they know who you are, rude of them

Silver hammy
Single mom with 6 kids, like come on
Everyone knows her

Iniesta 2.0
She's not single buddy

Silver hammy
It sounds better though
Just humor me

Xavi's baby boy
I will put in a formal complaint over this
Who doesn't know Tate

Baldy
I said that

10 flop
Pull the 'do you know who I am' card

Ahoy tatey
Oh right and when they say no then it'll be all good

10 flop
When they say no, tell them uno reverse

Iniesta 2.0
That's so true actually

Toilet paper
Or you can just walk right in
Who's gonna stop you

Iniesta 2.0
That's also so true actually

Ahoy tatey
Yeah definitely not the guards or anything
Not like that's their job

10 flop
Yeah no of course not
That'd be ridiculous

Xavi's baby boy
Just sneak in
You're fine

Silver hammy
Ask to speak to their manager!

Iniesta 2.0
Single mom with 6 kids who needs to speak to a manager, BECAUSE they don't know who she is

Toilet paper
It's all coming to plan✍️

Baldy
Tate you better be taking notes

Ahoy tatey
Okay yeah what else if this plan fails

Silver hammy
5 starters and 1 bench warmer will march down there to get you, and they can't say no to us

Toilet paper
That felt very backhanded

10 flop
And Gavi will bring one of his fathers
Either Lewy or Xavi
Just for the effect

Silver hammy
Both his daddies will come with at that point