what it's like sharing a hotel room with them--slipknot

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a/n: is this platonic or romantic? i'm not sure either, man. we'll figure it out together


Sid Wilson--

-cannot be bothered to do anything normally. sid lives by his own rules

-hangs his towels up on a hook instead of over a rack

-stocks up on hella good snacks collected from the airport, vending machines, etc

-makes the night a generally good time


Joey Jordison--

-does not get up in time for breakfast

-doing each others' nails

-oh, it seems you've accidentally stayed up really late watching bad cop shows. this is a very appropriate time to have a two-person moshpit

-no, karen, neither of you care if you're disturbing anyone. you are metalheads, you exist to disturb people.

-very considerate of your space and privacy


Paul Gray--

-movies playing all night

-room service

-listening to music and taking turns playing songs you both like


Chris Fehn--

-he is in charge of the thermostat

-if you fall asleep before him, he's incredibly quiet so he doesn't wake you

-watching bad history channel documentaries


Bonus! Tortilla Man--

-at some point in the evening, you definitely have someone tell you to be quiet

-there will be a whole screening of whatever reality shows are on at any given moment

-do not ask how he ends up shaking his ass twice in one night, just let it happen

-googling campy scary stories to tell in the dark


Jim Root--

-pretty chill

-ik i say that a lot but mostly he's just got laid back and comfy vibes

-pulls out his guitar to try to write, then gives up and just plays random notes 

-it's really soothing and nice to fall asleep to

-not pleased with the showers. the showerhead sits at about neck height on him, so it's an active effort to wash his hair, which already takes a hell of a long time


Craig Jones--

-definitely pulls furniture back to find outlets

-sleeps quietly. you check on him every once in a while to make sure he's not dead

-syfy channel


Shawn Crahan--

-snores like he's paid to do it. bring earplugs for your own safety

-super cool otherwise

-when he goes to the vending or ice machines, he brings you back something even if you didn't ask for it

-room service because neither of you have the energy to leave the room again


Mick Thomson--

-long ass showers

-hey, his hair requires a lot of maintenance

-random shredding at night

-people either skip an elevator with him on it or stand as far away from him as they can


Corey Taylor--

-going down to the vending machine multiple times per evening

-playing games all night

-will watch a history channel documentary marathon with you

-"oh, shit, a world war 2 documentary narrated by jeremy renner? sign me the hell up!"



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