a/n: shoutout to ryan for being a chill dude and i hope he never finds this
Sid Wilson--
"I actually did see Tag Team once at a Memphis Grizzlies game. They only played three songs. They started out with the classic 'Whoomp! There it is, then did a remix of Whomp! There it is, and, in case someone went to the bathroom during the first song, redid the absolute banger of Whoomp! There it is."
Joey Jordison--
"Oh, did they leave? Well, Whoomp! There they went."
Paul Gray--
"I took this really funny picture of myself, do you wanna see?"
*shows me a picture of himself at a concert*
"It's the last flashes of hope in my eyes before I had to go back to work that get me the most."
Chris Fehn--
*as a customer is leaving the store on the 4th of july*
"Y'all stay free out there" (in a redneck voice)
Jim Root--
"I mean, I was a theater kid in high school, so I was r e a l l y popular. All the jocks had nicknames for me like loser, dumbass, ....fucker, y'know, the classics."
Craig Jones--
"Could a not okay man do this?"
*clicks heels*
*groans in pain*
Shawn Crahan--
"Used to be a gifted kid, too. Then I went to film school and now I manage a shoe store in a mall, so I'm really living the high life here."
Mick Thomson--
"I organized this thing so we an dress up for the 4th of July."
*looks at me, the resident goth*
"You are totally welcome to protest and wear all black."
Corey Taylor--
"You see that m a s t e r p i e c e? I drew that. I drew that smiley face."
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i'll update this as soon as we get more gems from ryan :)
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multifandom oneshots/preferences
Fanfictionw e l c o m e ! I'm just going to put some little stories I come up with here and more will be added as i get more into the fandoms i want to get into! For now I'll do-- Marvel (mcu and shows) Star Trek (TOS, TNG, and the newer movies) Transformers...
