Grell: The title says it all! Ronald Knox! I wanna adopt you!
Undertaker:....(///w\\\) I don't mind.
Grell: Before we go to that... Here are some questions by Ronald. Undertaker, what really went on between with you and Vincent Phantomhive?
Undertaker: oh my. Ronald...are you trying to play fire with fire? Your question is the fire, and Grell is also the fire. Get it?
Grell:...Your jokes are hilarious,darling. Come on, tell him the truth~
Undertaker: Pfft...he's just my business partner. Let's just say the formal Earl have a certain agreement with the underworld.
Grell: And...
Undertaker: my best friend~
Grell: and....
Undertaker: I was never into him! I was in love with Ciel's grandmother when I was still a young reaper...
Grell: See...wasn't that hard was it?
Undertaker: ...that is for another story~ teehehehe~ now on with another question!
Grell: what is our favorite food?
Undertaker: It's so obvious really. The bone shaped cookies~!
Grell:...Back then, I thought it was dog biscuits.
Undertaker: And now you know~
Grell: my favorite food huh? The time when Ronald took me to Paris for ice cream! The ice cream there was absolutely delicious~! It was unforgettable!
Undertaker: Paris huh?
Grell:...well yeah. Are you jealous?
Undertaker: why would I be? Ronald is your son~
Grell: oh right! Ronald~~ I want to adopt you!
Undertaker: She already got the papers ready.
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Ask Undertaker & Grell
HumorAsk Undertaker and Grell anything!! With crossovers~! Ronald is their adopted child now. Also crossover between Black Butler and Hellsing.