Corpses

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Undertaker: The corpses have been stolen!!! Everyone panic!!

No one is panicking.

Ronald: Weirdo...

Rip: I just woke up... what happened?

Ronald: We have been robbed...

Rip: *check herself then sighed in relief* Phew, for a minute there I thought my clothes were stolen

Ronald: Not us, you ding dong! The corpses are missing.

Undertaker: What to do now?!

Grell: Shut up...I'm trying to have my beauty sleep.

Ronald: It's 9 in the morning, Senpai.

Grell: I don't care. It's my day off today. I do whatever I want. Honey, can you please freak out tomorrow?

Undertaker: No! The corpses are gone! I can never have dinner or dance with them ever again!

Grell: Undertaker! They are just dead people! Not so much alive like me!

Ronald: *pulled out phone and record the scene*

Rip: What are you doing?

Ronald: Parents fighting. People will pay good money to watch this.

Rip: what the...

Ronald: Ha! This is so funny. It's like they are our little soap opera~

Rip: Yeah. I'm telling William about this.

Ronald: you guys broke up like a few chapters ago. Common,you got to admit this is pretty funny.

Rip: heh it is.

Grell: Calm down. Why would people want to steal dead people? There's no use with it.

Undertaker: I just care about my job very much.

Grell: and you don't care about your dear wife?

Undertaker: no. I do care about you and the kids. It's just... the corpses...

Grell: They are just corpses. We can pay the family a visit and tell them that we failed.

Undertaker: Alright.

Ronald: and that kids is how Undertaker react when corpses are stolen.

Rip: Ew.

Ronald: what..?

Rip: *pointing at Undertaker and Grell kissing*

Ronald: Mayday mayday!! Parents kissing!! Run away!! I repeat Run Away!!! *runs*

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