Undertaker: The corpses have been stolen!!! Everyone panic!!
No one is panicking.
Ronald: Weirdo...
Rip: I just woke up... what happened?
Ronald: We have been robbed...
Rip: *check herself then sighed in relief* Phew, for a minute there I thought my clothes were stolen
Ronald: Not us, you ding dong! The corpses are missing.
Undertaker: What to do now?!
Grell: Shut up...I'm trying to have my beauty sleep.
Ronald: It's 9 in the morning, Senpai.
Grell: I don't care. It's my day off today. I do whatever I want. Honey, can you please freak out tomorrow?
Undertaker: No! The corpses are gone! I can never have dinner or dance with them ever again!
Grell: Undertaker! They are just dead people! Not so much alive like me!
Ronald: *pulled out phone and record the scene*
Rip: What are you doing?
Ronald: Parents fighting. People will pay good money to watch this.
Rip: what the...
Ronald: Ha! This is so funny. It's like they are our little soap opera~
Rip: Yeah. I'm telling William about this.
Ronald: you guys broke up like a few chapters ago. Common,you got to admit this is pretty funny.
Rip: heh it is.
Grell: Calm down. Why would people want to steal dead people? There's no use with it.
Undertaker: I just care about my job very much.
Grell: and you don't care about your dear wife?
Undertaker: no. I do care about you and the kids. It's just... the corpses...
Grell: They are just corpses. We can pay the family a visit and tell them that we failed.
Undertaker: Alright.
Ronald: and that kids is how Undertaker react when corpses are stolen.
Rip: Ew.
Ronald: what..?
Rip: *pointing at Undertaker and Grell kissing*
Ronald: Mayday mayday!! Parents kissing!! Run away!! I repeat Run Away!!! *runs*
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Ask Undertaker & Grell
HumorAsk Undertaker and Grell anything!! With crossovers~! Ronald is their adopted child now. Also crossover between Black Butler and Hellsing.