How does Grell and Undertaker get freaky if Rip and Ronald are in the house now. purple2312
Grell: Oh wow. This is just... *blush* embarrassing
Undertaker: Tee~he~he~ We would never do such activities when the kids are in the house.
In the other room,
Rip: what ?What kind of question is this...?
Ronald: *whisper something into Rip's ear*
Rip: Oh mein gott!!! Nein! Nein! Nein! Grell and Undertaker would never...
Ronald: Tch....I bet they do it every single night. You hardly sleep at all, don't you hear any noise at night at all?
Rip: W-what? I thought it was mice!
Ronald: Ha! Mice?! More like two Reapers up for some midnight activity!!!
Rip:Ronnie, shut up.... I feel so weird right now.
Ronald: me too. Me too.
Rip: *shivers* Why did I agreed to become their family ...
Ronald: It's alright... Big brother is here to protect you~*want to hug Rip*
Rip: What the heck!! Get away from me you pervert! *push Ronald away*
Ronald: I WAS ONLY TRYING TO GIVE YOU A HUG!
Rip: GO HUG A TREE!
While they are arguing
Undertaker:Tee~he~he they are at each other throats again.
Grell: kids these days. Never a moment of peace in the house.
Undertaker: Now back to the question~ We sometimes do it quietly. In a special coffin...
Grell: Oh god. You just somehow tell the readers the unvarnished whole truth! *blushing madly*
Ronald: I KNEW IT!!! *came running into the room with Rip*
Grell: gahhh!!!
Ronald: You two WERE doing some midnight activities even with us here!!
Undertaker: Hey, I made a special coffin which is now soundproof! No one told you to pick your nose into someone else's business...
Ronald: Well you two are making us uncomfortable!
Grell: Honestly, Ronnie. This is something natural. There's nothing wrong with showing off our love for each other.
Ronald: Now you're just making me want to throw up my lunch.
Undertaker: I told the readers! We uses a soundproof coffin!
Ronald: To much information!!
Undertaker: Oh~ you're just jealous you don't have someone to love.
Ronald: Am not!
Grell: Ronnie is j-e-a-l-o-u-s!!!
Ronald: NO IM NOT!
Undertaker: Oh~ and you're even jealous when Rip brought home another man.
Ronald: shut up, old man.
Grell: You like her~~
Ronald: No I do not! There will never be a chance for me to fall in love with her! NEVER EVER!! I DO NOT! I repeat I DO NOT LIKE HER ONE BIT!
Rip:....*blink* Harsh...
Undertaker: oh look at what you done...
Ronald: Why is it always my fault ! This chapter is suppose to be about you two! Not me!
Grell: You want me to put you in a coffin?
Ronald:...You two are mad!
Rip: we are...Ronald...we are. *sighs* I'm just gonna go freshen up. *leaves*
Grell: oh~ nice going 'ladies man' you made your sister upset.
Ronald: tch... I'm outta here too. Knox out! *leaves*
Grell:That is another story waiting to unfold~
Undertaker: I am Crevan.
Grell: and I am Sutcliff.
Both: Thank you for reading~
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