Rip: Guess next time we should just mute our phone cause someone is overly excited about SOMETHING a moment ago.
Grell: What? Oh darling, are you mad that I skip and help him with his thing?
Rip: No! It's just... Gah!! It's hard to explain. It's like you're cheating on Undertaker in front of him.
Undertaker: We kinda have some family issues here that we may want to die with later for now... Let's just do what we do best shall we?
Rip: Right. This is your book after all.
Undertaker: Teehehehe, hello my dearies and welcome to the 96th chapter of this book. We did promised to maintain our little "business" till Christmas. But~~ since someone didn't follow the rules guess we may have to just take a short break. *eyeing on Grell*
Grell: Hey hey! Eyes are up here, old man!
Undertaker: I know dearie, I know. You're just amazing to look at...
Rip: Cut cut cut!! Stop with this fight and then make up stuff. We're live people!
Grell: Where's Ronnie by the way?
Rip: Oh? I killed him. He's dead now.
Grell: WHAT?!
Undertaker: You do know that's sarcasm right dearie?
Grell: I-I know that.
Rip: Stop stop stop! We are getting further to the reason of why we are here!
Undertaker: oh yes, before we kinda ended this book. We found out that we have some small questions that we forgot to answer.
Rip: *clears throat*
Besides Ronnie and Rip, what will be the names of your kids?
Undertaker: Easy!
Both of them: Rosie and Ruby.
The fact that Undertaker is an all time villain in the Black Butler universe. Do you think it is odd for Grell to be dating him?
Grell: Correction... I am married to this guy. And I love him. He's my bad guy.
Undertaker: Aw... and you're my little jelly bean.
Rip: okay...moving on.
Hey Rip, how's is like to have Ronald as your brother?
Rip: Didn't someone asked me this before? Well, Ronald as my brother? I give a 5 out of 10 cause! He is not here so I don't have to lie about him being so great and strong. Blah blah blah! I hate him.
Undertaker: Woah woah. Hold it right there, hate is a strong word.
Rip: Coming out from me... No, hate isn't a strong word.
Grell: Aw~ you're just jealous that he has his own thing going out.
Rip: *faceplam* I'm not. I'm just finally revealing my true self to everyone who is watching / reading this! I hate you all equally.
Undertaker: Harsh.
Grell: Right...
What will you do when you found out that the world is ending in like 1 hour?
Rip: Probably break the rules and start randomly shooting people.
Grell: I will also start randomly chopping people.
Undertaker: Prepare a whole lot of coffins cause my wife and kid is killing innocent people before the world even end~
Between Sebastian and Claude, which do Grell think is hotter?
Grell: undertaker! I mean have you all seen Book of Atlantic yet?! He's hotter!!
GRELL MARRY ME!
Grell: Aw darling, I wish I could but I'm married to this shinigami here.
Undertaker: Teehehe. Guilty.
When was the last time Rip drank actual human blood instead from a medical blood bag?
Rip: 10 years ago, when I was captured by the enemy troops. That one poor weakling who wanted to do the right thing and let me go turned out to be his worst choice ever made. I tore him to pieces~
Grell: *gulp*
Rip: *smiles* Best human blood that I ever tasted.
How many admins do you have?
Rip: Three, we didn't include Admin Ronnie. The smarties behind all of these are Admin Grelly, admin Unnie and Admin Rippy.
Tough life choices?
Rip: I don't have one...
Grell: Don't have one either.
Undertaker: To be a father or not to be a father?
Rip: Let's take a break... I need some sleep~ night ~
Undertaker: Stay tune for more~
Grell: See you all next time, my darlings.
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Ask Undertaker & Grell
HumorAsk Undertaker and Grell anything!! With crossovers~! Ronald is their adopted child now. Also crossover between Black Butler and Hellsing.