Cooking with two lunatics! YuriHasBladeShoes
Undertaker: We are too lazy to type the question out.
Grell: Hey!
A question for Undertaker, did you and Grell ever baked something together and it go completely wrong?
Undertaker: Did we ever baked something?
Grell: no, unless you count the time with Rip and Ronald ?
Undertaker: Alright! We don't have to answer this one!
Grell: Goodbye~ lovely people.
Undertaker: Pfft...we were just kidding.
Grell: oh~ another flashback!
Flashback,
The day they tried baking together.
Grell: Unnie! I'm bored!
Undertaker: oh? And what do you want to do?
Grell: Oh I don't know. Tell me a joke? Strip tease? Something, anything!!
Undertaker: Why don't you help me with the cookies hm? How's that sound?
Grell: I never bake before~ I would love to give baking a try!
After a few moments,
Grell: What does this do? *holding up a mixing bowl*
Undertaker: That's...for mixing the ingredients..
Grell: and what does this do? *pointed at the oven*
Undertaker: that's an oven...
Grell: But it's too small! You should buy a bigger one! Like the ones that you can fit a whole body into it!
Undertaker: I'm not becoming a murderer...
Grell: It would be fun!
A few more moments later,
Undertaker: Alright~ do separate the yolk and the egg white for me~
Grell: *turned to stare at the bowl of yolks and egg whites* How do you separate them?
Undertaker: Use the kitchen tool that is beside you. It would be easy~
Grell: *picks it up* Is this a mini version of the giant filter for the flour?
Undertaker: Just separate them!!
2 hours later,
Grell: Well! I'm heading to the couch! I'm tired of waiting~
Undertaker: Um what's that? *pointing at the huge pile of mess on the floor*
Grell: Oh~ that's Ronnie the second. It is made of unwanted ingredients.
Undertaker: Is it alive? *poking it with a stick*
Grell: Of course not!
Another hour late,
Undertaker: Ronnie! *talking on the phone*
Ronald: What's up...?
Undertaker: You and your sister can't come home today!
Ronald: Why not?!
Undertaker: Your mother have created a monster out of flour and baking powder and other unknown materials!
Ronald: Cool!
Undertaker: Just take your sister away from here!
Ronald: Fine...
Next morning,
Grell: Well! No more baking for me!
Undertaker: Where did Ronnie the second went?
Grell: I sent it to the Phantomhive manor.
Undertaker: You what?
Grell: Sebby can handle it!
End of flashback
Undertaker: Pfft hahahahahaha!
Grell: I wonder how did Sebby handle that...
Undertaker: And that why I never let her bake or cook ever again~
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HumorAsk Undertaker and Grell anything!! With crossovers~! Ronald is their adopted child now. Also crossover between Black Butler and Hellsing.
