Avengers X Reader

Being Nat's Sister Would Include:

•Being in the Red Room together

•"Why Bruce?"

•"Clint has a wife remember?"

•Being the three musketeers with Clint

•Sparring matches are the worst

•Black Widow Baby blasting in the speakers at 3am

•"Your hair is so red wtf"

•Her being the best sister ever

•"Heading out?"

•"Yup"

•"Have your knife?"

•"Yup"

•Crying with Nat about the 'Graduation Ceremony'

•God help any guy that tries to flirt with you

•Natasha will brutally murder them

•Last time the guy was in the vent

•Nat being called Ariel at Disney land

•Her laughing at your failed attempts of flirting

•"It's not how you do it babe"

•"Ugh I'm not all mojo sexy like you"

•Teasing her about kissing Cap

•"You could've just turned your head"

•"Where's the fun in that?"

•Her everlasting lowkey hate for Bucky

•"Bet he liked it between your thighs"

•"Oh, shut up"

•Speaking Russian and just looking at tony to freak him out

•"This is mayo right? It tastes funny"

•"Throw it away then if it tastes like that"

•"STOP STARING AT ME I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING"

•Stealing her cat suits and running around the tower in them

•"(Y/n) GIVE ME MY CATSUIT"

•"NAH NAT THIS IS MINE NOW"

•Can't be sneaky because she knows everything

•"Why were you hanging with Loki at his cage at 4 in the morning?"

•"Why do you always wrap your legs around Bucky's face?"

•"Touché"

•Picking clothes with her is a no no

•"(Y/n) Try this one it really compliments your face even though you look like shit!"

•"Fuck you Nat........IS THIS A LOKI SHIRT??"

•You two being inseparable