Women around the world have created different nicknames for menstruation.
Crimson Wave, Lady Time, Aunt Flow, Shark Week, Bloody Mary and Red Army Are ya the top of the list.
I usually never have to tell my husband when I have my periods because he kind of just knows. I'll usually be making weird whale noises and groaning out "immmm craaammmppingggggg" so he'll know to bring chocolate and pizza to me immediately. He also counts, which is pretty cute in my opinion. It shows he cares and I love that. He's very caring and loving and supportive until we're in the shower and he sees all the bloody discharge, then he gets super freaked out by it. But it's kind of funny to me so it's a win/win.
But, on the occasion that I have to announce that my bloody brother Satan is in town, I usually say something along the lines of "i have my periods" or if it's to my husbands father, he's so primp and proper, I have to say "Mother Nature".
What do you call yours? Comment below!
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