Farmer Max: Is it weird to marry your beautiful pet?
Cow Jerry: *moos at him nuzzling into him*
Farmer Jamey: you guys... aren't?
Cow Faz: *snuggling into him*
Farmer Felix: We can marry our pets?! *hugs John*
Bull John: *licks him*
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John: You guys need to like make out or somethin
Max: No way dude! Then he'll know I like LIKE him and that's too homo for me.
John: Man you guys are such closeted gays.
Felix: Not me though! And if you don't make your move I'm taking that cute little sucker.
Jerry: *waves hi from the couch*
Max: Ugh! Why am I friends with you guys?!
John: Because we give you drugs
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Dragon Jamey: Fuck!!
Dragon Faz: *looks at him*
Dragon Jamey: I stubbed my toe.
Barbarian Max: *laughs* Nice.
Knight Jerry: *rolls eyes*
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Short Stories 10
FanfictionThis time it's a picture of Homer. Also yadda yadda, Oc shit and cringe, Read at your own risk and such, OC smut and a shite ton of it!
