Oil: *eating chips on the couch*
*phone rings*
Oil: *answers it* yo.
Principal: Em.. uh is this.. Olive?
Oil: Yep. *finishes his chips*
Principal: Olive your dad hasn't paid the school yet.
Oil: *licks the bag* refresh my mind because I've been studying.
Principal: To keep Oil in the school! You're dad needs to pay the year so he can go to highschool and eventually a college.
Oil: *gasps* ....
Principal: Olive? You there?
Oil: *hangs up* They've been paying the principal to keep me in school? ....... *looks around* and I'm outta chips?!
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Olive: Ready for school?
Oil: Yes! But I'm mad about you for some reason!!
Olive: What?
Oil: I can't remember why I'm mad at you! I think I'm mad at... mom?
Olive: No way! Look if this is about that stupid popsicle-
Oil: You ate my banana flavored popsicle?!!
Olive: .... nooo?
Oil: That's why I'm mad!! You bitch!
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Short Stories 10
FanfictionThis time it's a picture of Homer. Also yadda yadda, Oc shit and cringe, Read at your own risk and such, OC smut and a shite ton of it!
