Jamey: Where are my keys?
Faz: right next to the tv remote!
Jamey: *grabs them* Thank you blueberry muffin!! *leaves*
Faz: you're wel- wait blueberry muffin?
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Jamey: babe where's my briefcase?
Faz: In the closet.
Jamey: Thank you chocolate muffin. *kisses his cheek and runs upstairs*
Faz: Chocolate muffin??
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Faz: What's with the new names?
Jamey: Muffin started to get a bit dull. I wanted to call you all sorts of muffin based things. Chocolate muffun, blueberry muffin, banana muffin? I don't know a lot of muffins.
Faz: *laughs a bit* Cute. Should I call you cupcake with sprinkles then?
Jamey: God no. *laughs a bit*
Faz: I will!~
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Short Stories 10
FanfictionThis time it's a picture of Homer. Also yadda yadda, Oc shit and cringe, Read at your own risk and such, OC smut and a shite ton of it!