Jamey: *drinks all his beer* L-listen man.
John: *looks at him swaying a bit*
Jamey: I-I'm *hic* Sorry I got s-so mad *hic* at you.
John: N-no *hic* I-is my fault *hic* I-I didn't *hic* a-ack- ack- acknowledge *hic* y-yer feelings. *hiccups drinking another beer can* I-I didn't *hic* see h-how it w-would affect t-the people around m-me *hic*
Jamey: N-no i-is okay. *hiccups and drinks another can* Y-you j-just wanted t-to make *hic* T-things better w-with *hic* m-my ex-wife. *hiccups and leans against him* I-I j-just *hic* didn't w-want *hic* to lose m-my only h-human friend *hic*
John: *leans back against him* D-dude *hic* I-I had n-no idea. *hic* I-I l-love you *hic* so much. *lays his head against the table*
Jamey: *laughs drunkenly* I-I would s-saaay t-that's gaaay, but w-we're gay. *hiccups and lays his head against the table too*
Faz: *trying not to laugh*
Felix: aww they're friends again.
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Max: *watching the video* Aww I missed a funny drunk conversation.
Jerry: You can't- Oh right that promise was broken.
Max: You broke yours too!
Jerry: I don't drink all the time!!
Max: You're drinking right now!!
Jerry: *holding a glass of wine* Well that's only because you're drinking too!!
Max: *holding a flask* Point taken.
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Short Stories 10
FanfictionThis time it's a picture of Homer. Also yadda yadda, Oc shit and cringe, Read at your own risk and such, OC smut and a shite ton of it!
