John: *chokes on his spoon before coughing it out*
Jake: Woah Dad!! Are you okay??
John: *coughs more* Y-yeah I-I'm fine.
Jake: So I'm guessing by that reaction, you don't approve of it.
John: Why did you turn yourself into a demon without consulting me or your mother?!!
Jake: well.. I don't know actually.
John: Look-
Jake: Dad... *sniffs him* You smell like a-
John: *covers his mouth growling* Don't say it.
Jake: Muffled: Demon.
John: *sighs*
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Jake: Ha! So why are you chewing me out?!
John: Because becoming a demon comes with a price!!
Jake: But now I'm immortal and if I can marry Damien, I'll be able to rule hell with him.
John: okay but-
Jake: and we'll have a secretary that demons will ask and she'll say, "he's busy right now to come at the moment" but then you can see me pounding him in his office.
John: Jake pleas-
Jake: and we'll be there together forever~
John: Stop reminiscing like a small child please.
Jake: It's basically just my dream.
John: Alright fine, but still!
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Short Stories 10
FanfictionThis time it's a picture of Homer. Also yadda yadda, Oc shit and cringe, Read at your own risk and such, OC smut and a shite ton of it!
