Olive: *drinking coffee*
Oil: Man college is hard.
Olive: Tell me about it. *pulls out a flask*
Oil: I'm gonna drop out.
Olive: *casually pouring vodka in his coffee* Don't do that.
Oil: *takes his flask* Dude I'm getting so pressured, I'm gonna cry. *drinks it*
Olive: *stirs his coffee with his pencil and drinks it*
Oil: I'm about to quit on life.
Olive: You still have me.
Oil: True. It's sad though when you think about it.
Olive: We need to get girlfriends.
Oil: Ha!! We need to have one-night stands.
Olive: God no.
Oil: Yes.
Olive: no.
Oil: No.
Olive: Glad you agree with me.
Oil: Damnit! I thought reverse psychology would work.
Olive: That only works on dumbasses!
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Short Stories 10
FanfictionThis time it's a picture of Homer. Also yadda yadda, Oc shit and cringe, Read at your own risk and such, OC smut and a shite ton of it!
