Jerry: *drinking wine from the bottle*
John: *drunk af* S-slow *hic* d-down *hic* there f-felllooooooow *hic*
Jerry: d-don't *hic* telll meeee *hic* what to dooooo *hic*
Jamey: You guys drank all the booze!! *growls*
Jerry+John: soooooorrryyy.
Jamey: you guys are jerks!
Jerry: y-you *hic* w-wanna get *hic* s-secondhand d-drunk? *hic*
Jamey: Ew no.
John: d-do *hic* w-with me t-then! *hic*
Jamey: No.
Jerry: h-have f-fun being s-sober!! *giggles hiccuping*
Jamey: Ha! Jokes on you I always have an emergency flask on me! *takes out a flask from his hair*
Jerry+John: *stares at him and blinks hiccuping*
Jerry: h-how d-did *hic* y-you do *hic* dat? *hic*
Jamey: secret! *chugs it*
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Just sum boyz
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Short Stories 10
FanfictionThis time it's a picture of Homer. Also yadda yadda, Oc shit and cringe, Read at your own risk and such, OC smut and a shite ton of it!
