~ Cafeteria ~
Faz: Hm... Jamey?
Jamey: *drinking soda* Hm?
Faz: how come you don't have a girlfriend yet?
Jamey: *pulls off* What do you mean?
Faz: Well... I noticed that you're basically by yourself most of the time and I've definitely seen girls hit on you constantly.
Jamey: True.
Faz: So how come you're still single?
Jamey: Hmm... *shrugs and eats his hotdog*
Faz: *deadpans* Eh?!
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Jerry: Jamey said he'd kill me if I told you!!
Faz: pleeeeease!! I can get you anything you want of Maxi's!!
Jerry: Really?!
Faz: Yes!! I live with that smug asshole!
Jerry: *thinks about it* .... fine, but you didn't hear it from me.
Faz: Yes! What do you want?
Jerry: I want Max's underwear. He lends me clothes, but I want his underwear!!
Faz: Okay fine. Now tell me-
Jamey: oi. What are you guys doing here?
Jerry: *jumps* O-oh so t-that was on yesterday's test?! I-I'll be sure to turn it in!! Hey Jamey! *runs off*
Jamey: *raises an eyebrow*
Faz: *whines* Why is everyone afraid of you?
Jamey: I'm.... sorry?
Faz: You better be.
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Faz: Do you know?
Max: Yeah, it's pretty Obvious.
Faz: Tell me!
Max: Nah, figure it out on your own.
Faz: Rude!!
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Faz: What could it be?
Jamey: Hey Faz. Heading outside?
Faz: Yeah.
Jamey: I'll join.
Faz: *glances at him and glares intensely* What is your secret?!
Jamey: He's adorable, but I'm sorry, you're so dumb when it comes to love. That's what I fucking love about you~
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Short Stories 10
FanfictionThis time it's a picture of Homer. Also yadda yadda, Oc shit and cringe, Read at your own risk and such, OC smut and a shite ton of it!
