Max: Jerry. *shakes him*
Jerry: *yawns softly* hm?
Max: I had a dream where I fucked your dad.
Jerry: *yawns again* That's nice.
Max: ... Then he fucked me.
Jerry: hm. *too sleepy to even process anything*
Max: I think I have a crush on your dad.
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Jamey: Dude, don't talk to me about this shit.
Faz: It was true!! It was sooo weird!!
Jamey: *groans* Stop.
Faz: But he really did fuck me!! It felt so real and I didn't like it!! It was horrible nightmare. *hugs him*
Jamey: *pets him* There there, it's all over.
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Felix+John: Jamey!! We just had a weird dream-
Jamey: Where my dad fucked you and then you fucked him?
Felix: Wait you fucked him? I had a dream where I only got fucked
John: I had a dream where I did both.
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Jamey: *on the phone* I will personally come down there and kick your fucking ass back to heaven.
Lucifer: Woooow I'm sooo scared.
Jamey: I'm telling mom.
Jamey: Woah there, let's not get crazy! *sighs* Fine it was me, I just wanted to have fun, it's so boring down here!! Well after all the sex.
Jamey: I don't care!! Don't put things like that in my baby's dreams!! Im
Lucifer: You're lucky you're my son.
Jamey: Shut up.
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Lucy got bored
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Short Stories 10
FanfictionThis time it's a picture of Homer. Also yadda yadda, Oc shit and cringe, Read at your own risk and such, OC smut and a shite ton of it!
