Jamey: *blows on a party blower*
Faz: Happy late birthday!!
Oil: How old are you?
Jamey: A gentleman doesn't ask and a lady doesn't tell.
Olive: You just called yourself a woman!
Jamey: I'm not telling you how old I am okay?
Oil: I beg you're suuuuuper old!
Faz: Kids be nice!! Though I do wanna know. How old are you?
Jamey: Not telling.
Olive+Oil+Faz: PLEEEEEEEEASE
Jamey: *grumbles* I'm 65!!!
Oil: *laughs* That's so old!!
Faz: I figured you would be in your 70's
Olive: *laughing*
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Happy late birthday to my favorite grumpy man
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Short Stories 10
FanfictionThis time it's a picture of Homer. Also yadda yadda, Oc shit and cringe, Read at your own risk and such, OC smut and a shite ton of it!