Happy late birthday!!

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Jamey: *blows on a party blower*

Faz: Happy late birthday!!

Oil: How old are you?

Jamey: A gentleman doesn't ask and a lady doesn't tell.

Olive: You just called yourself a woman!

Jamey: I'm not telling you how old I am okay?

Oil: I beg you're suuuuuper old!

Faz: Kids be nice!! Though I do wanna know. How old are you?

Jamey: Not telling.

Olive+Oil+Faz: PLEEEEEEEEASE

Jamey: *grumbles* I'm 65!!!

Oil: *laughs* That's so old!!

Faz: I figured you would be in your 70's

Olive: *laughing*

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Happy late birthday to my favorite grumpy man

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