Andy: I didn't come here to get paid! I came here because I love the kiddos.

Jake: Sorry we weren't gonna pay you anyways.

Andy: ah.

Damien: We can pay you other ways though.

Andy: No.

Jake: This was Damien's idea.

Andy: Stop.

Damien: Big boobs dude!

Jake: Mine have got to be bigger.

Damien: Only because you have a big dick!! Link's gonna have one too!!

Jake: You never know, he could've gotten yours.

Andy: *deadpanning watching them* It's middle school all over again.

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