Nsfw
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-Reverse au-Jamey: *whines* Jerry!!
Jerry: *thrusting into Faz* What?~ I'm just giving him relief. You took too long at the store.
Faz: *holding onto the couch panting*
Jamey: I was only gone for 25 minutes!
Jerry: *tsks* 5 minutes extra.
Jamey: *throws a milk jug at him huffing*
Jerry: *catches it* that's dangerous!!
Faz: *laughs a bit* he's so cute.
Jerry: Hey pay attention to me. *kisses him*
Max: *tugs on Jamey's hand*
Jamey: *looks at him*
Max: I've been waiting for you! *hugs him*
Jamey: *puts the groceries down softly and hugs back* Awww~
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Jamey: Are you jealous?~
Faz: Shut up.
Jamey: You are!! *laughs and shows him his ring finger*
Faz: *glances at it*
Jamey: Who's ring is this?
Faz: ......
Jamey: Who's ring is this?!
Faz: mutters: Mine.
Jamey: So who am I married to?
Faz: *grumbles* me.
Jamey: That's right. *kisses him*
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-Gender bent au-
Kerry: Jammy!! Jammy!!
Jammy: *looks up from what she was doing* Eh?
Kerry: *pressing Fiz's boobs against the window from the outside* Look at how her nipples perk up!!
Jammy: *deadpans at them and opens the window pulling them in* Fizzy!! How can you let her do that to you?! *hits Kerry's head*
Kerry: ow!!
Fiz: *giggles* She said if I did it, I can ride her boobs.
Jammy: What? Ride her boobs? How do you even do that?
Mia: *comes in* You basically grind your cunt on boobs. Kerry does it all the time.
Jammy: Forget I asked.
Kerry: But since mine are bigger now Fizzy can do it!!
Fiz: You can watch!
Jammy: I rather not-
Mia: *squeezes her boobs* What happened to you Jammy? You used to be cool.
Jammy: No I wasn't.
Fiz: *makes puppy eyes at her*
Kerry: *copies Fiz*
Mia: *kisses her cheek*
Jammy: Fine.
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-Wrong au-
Jerry: What have we here? *lifts up his glasses*
Max: *squeaks covering himself*
Jamey: *hugging Maxi tight* JERRY!! You're back!! *smiling*
Max: *feels ashamed*
Jerry: You're both too cute! Where's Faz?
Faz: *opens the closet door* I couldn't handle it.
Jerry: Couldn't handle it?
Faz: They're bodies are so slender and beautiful!! *picks up the clothes folding them* The clothes are gonna get wrinkled...
Max: y-you're not mad?
Jerry: I've known all along.
Max: *squeaks and looks at Jamey*
Jamey: *nods smiling at him*
Max: *blushes red burying his face into his blanket*
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-Normal au-Coal: You guys are so mean to leave me hanging!!
Jerry: Sorry!! You can be with Jamey! *pushes Jamey into him*
Coal: *looks at him*
Jamey: ... Who are you again?
Coal: *deadpans* I'll make sure you scream my name.
Jamey: *looks at Jerry only to find him gone with Faz and Max*
Jerry: *already up the stairs* we'll take care of Faz!!
Jamey: *hears a door slam and looks at Coal*
Coal: *smirks*
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Faz: I'm a bit worried.
Jerry: Why do you say that?
Max: Is it because you can't hear Jamey screaming anymore?
Faz: That and you aren't winning at strip poker.
Jerry: I win again!!
Max: Fuck!! *slams his cards down and takes off his boxers* there you win.
Jerry: Yay!!
Faz: We should go check.
Jerry: no no no. Can't disturb geniuses at work. *gives cards to Faz*
Faz: Eh I'm playing now?
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Faz: I think we should go check now.
Max: *pats his head* Suck my dick!
Faz: *huffs rubbing it* I wanna go check!!
Jerry: One more round pleeeease? *rubs his ass*
Faz: Fine! one more
- Haha Morning -
Faz: *groans groggily and gets up from the bed* Jamey? *looks around*
Jerry+Max: *both still sleeping*
Faz: *whines* I need to check on Jamey. *gets out of the bed and winces* Fuck. *walks slowly out the room*
- downstairs-
Faz: *looks at Jamey on the couch* Jamey!
Jamey: *gets up and hugs him whining* I've been stripped of my masculinity.
Faz: What?
Coal: We never slept.
Jamey: My eyes hurt and so does my ass.
Coal: I'm surprised you can walk.
Jamey: I'm a demon! I can heal!!
Faz: W-wow really? *looks at Coal*
Coal: I tried making him scream my name that's why it was so many rounds, he only wanted to scream yours.
Jamey: He shape shifted so much. *leans on him* Is it okay to pass out now?
Faz: *blushing at what coal said and pats his face* please don't go into the light.
Coal: His belly has a cute little bump.
Jamey: *asleep against him*
Faz: My poor baby. I would've gotten there sooner if two perverts didn't hold me back.
Coal: Wanna have a turn? *looks at Faz*
Faz: N-no. I-I'm really sore, but two passes out idiots are in the bedroom.
Coal: *smiles and makes his way upstairs*
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