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-Reverse au-

Jamey: *whines* Jerry!!

Jerry: *thrusting into Faz* What?~ I'm just giving him relief. You took too long at the store.

Faz: *holding onto the couch panting*

Jamey: I was only gone for 25 minutes!

Jerry: *tsks* 5 minutes extra.

Jamey: *throws a milk jug at him huffing*

Jerry: *catches it* that's dangerous!!

Faz: *laughs a bit* he's so cute.

Jerry: Hey pay attention to me. *kisses him*

Max: *tugs on Jamey's hand*

Jamey: *looks at him*

Max: I've been waiting for you! *hugs him*

Jamey: *puts the groceries down softly and hugs back* Awww~

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Jamey: Are you jealous?~

Faz: Shut up.

Jamey: You are!! *laughs and shows him his ring finger*

Faz: *glances at it*

Jamey: Who's ring is this?

Faz: ......

Jamey: Who's ring is this?!

Faz: mutters: Mine.

Jamey: So who am I married to?

Faz: *grumbles* me.

Jamey: That's right. *kisses him*

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-Gender bent au-

Kerry: Jammy!! Jammy!!

Jammy: *looks up from what she was doing* Eh?

Kerry: *pressing Fiz's boobs against the window from the outside* Look at how her nipples perk up!!

Jammy: *deadpans at them and opens the window pulling them in* Fizzy!! How can you let her do that to you?! *hits Kerry's head*

Kerry: ow!!

Fiz: *giggles* She said if I did it, I can ride her boobs.

Jammy: What? Ride her boobs? How do you even do that?

Mia: *comes in* You basically grind your cunt on boobs. Kerry does it all the time.

Jammy: Forget I asked.

Kerry: But since mine are bigger now Fizzy can do it!!

Fiz: You can watch!

Jammy: I rather not-

Mia: *squeezes her boobs* What happened to you Jammy? You used to be cool.

Jammy: No I wasn't.

Fiz: *makes puppy eyes at her*

Kerry: *copies Fiz*

Mia: *kisses her cheek*

Jammy: Fine.

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-Wrong au-

Jerry: What have we here? *lifts up his glasses*

Max: *squeaks covering himself*

Jamey: *hugging Maxi tight* JERRY!! You're back!! *smiling*

Max: *feels ashamed*

Jerry: You're both too cute! Where's Faz?

Faz: *opens the closet door* I couldn't handle it.

Jerry: Couldn't handle it?

Faz: They're bodies are so slender and beautiful!! *picks up the clothes folding them* The clothes are gonna get wrinkled...

Max: y-you're not mad?

Jerry: I've known all along.

Max: *squeaks and looks at Jamey*

Jamey: *nods smiling at him*

Max: *blushes red burying his face into his blanket*

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-Normal au-

Coal: You guys are so mean to leave me hanging!!

Jerry: Sorry!! You can be with Jamey! *pushes Jamey into him*

Coal: *looks at him*

Jamey: ... Who are you again?

Coal: *deadpans* I'll make sure you scream my name.

Jamey: *looks at Jerry only to find him gone with Faz and Max*

Jerry: *already up the stairs* we'll take care of Faz!!

Jamey: *hears a door slam and looks at Coal*

Coal: *smirks*

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Faz: I'm a bit worried.

Jerry: Why do you say that?

Max: Is it because you can't hear Jamey screaming anymore?

Faz: That and you aren't winning at strip poker.

Jerry: I win again!!

Max: Fuck!! *slams his cards down and takes off his boxers* there you win.

Jerry: Yay!!

Faz: We should go check.

Jerry: no no no. Can't disturb geniuses at work. *gives cards to Faz*

Faz: Eh I'm playing now?

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Faz: I think we should go check now.

Max: *pats his head* Suck my dick!

Faz: *huffs rubbing it* I wanna go check!!

Jerry: One more round pleeeease? *rubs his ass*

Faz: Fine! one more

- Haha Morning -

Faz: *groans groggily and gets up from the bed* Jamey? *looks around*

Jerry+Max: *both still sleeping*

Faz: *whines* I need to check on Jamey. *gets out of the bed and winces* Fuck. *walks slowly out the room*

- downstairs-

Faz: *looks at Jamey on the couch* Jamey!

Jamey: *gets up and hugs him whining* I've been stripped of my masculinity.

Faz: What?

Coal: We never slept.

Jamey: My eyes hurt and so does my ass.

Coal: I'm surprised you can walk.

Jamey: I'm a demon! I can heal!!

Faz: W-wow really? *looks at Coal*

Coal: I tried making him scream my name that's why it was so many rounds, he only wanted to scream yours.

Jamey: He shape shifted so much. *leans on him* Is it okay to pass out now?

Faz: *blushing at what coal said and pats his face* please don't go into the light.

Coal: His belly has a cute little bump.

Jamey: *asleep against him*

Faz: My poor baby. I would've gotten there sooner if two perverts didn't hold me back.

Coal: Wanna have a turn? *looks at Faz*

Faz: N-no. I-I'm really sore, but two passes out idiots are in the bedroom.

Coal: *smiles and makes his way upstairs*

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