~ Before ~
Jake: Can you fuck?
Sai: Yeah? Like what's that suppose to mean? I've had a few relationships, most of em girls, but I fucked a couple guys.
Jake: Great! Can you milk a cow?
Sai: *thinks about it* Yeah? I think? I mean I used to when I was little at a zoo, it's suppose to go like this right? *makes movements with his hand*
Jake: That's correct!
Sai: What's with the weird questions?
Jake: I'll tell you later. Now, can you cook?
Sai: Yes. I live alone so of course I have to cook.
Jake: You live alone?
Sai: Yeah, I used to live with my grandparents, but they passed away last year. I was taking care of them for the most part.
Jake: What about your parents?
Sai: ehh they would rather go on trips and travel then come home to their son.
Jake: Wow! I had no idea!
Sai: Anyways, did you really need all that information? *gets up*
Jake: Yes! Thank you! *tries getting up from the couch only to come back down* What the-
Sai: *bursts out laughing and holds up glue*
Jake: *groans*
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Short Stories 10
FanfictionThis time it's a picture of Homer. Also yadda yadda, Oc shit and cringe, Read at your own risk and such, OC smut and a shite ton of it!
