Jamey: *looking at a map drinking ale*
Faz: Captain. Are you alright?
Jamey: Hm? *blinks slowly looking at him*
Faz: it's just... that's your fifth cup of ale.
Jamey: ah... y-yeah I am pretty drunk. *hiccups smiling softly at him*
Faz: *giggles a bit*
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Jerry: I should go check on my brother.
Max: You're related to him?
Jerry: Yes why?
Max: well he's so tall and sophisticated while...
Jerry: I look like a wild boar? Yeah I get that a lot. *walks away from him*
Max: Mutters: Fuck. *chases after him* No no! That's not what I meant. I just meant that you look pretty is all. You also have black hair, a normal color, but he has a strange green hair color. It's very strange.
Jerry: Is this going somewhere?
Max: Fine, I'll dumb it down. Sleep with me.
Jerry: What.
Max: sleep with me. I wanted to enchant you with my charming wit and good looks, but apparently you don't fall for shit like that. So might as well be blunt with it. Sleep with me.
Jerry: *crosses his arms* Very nice observation. Fifty gold pieces.
Max: Now who's crazy?
Jerry: You want my body, I want gold.
Max: Who says I'm just taking you for your body?
Jerry: *raises an eyebrow at him*
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He takes his heart!
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Short Stories 10
FanficThis time it's a picture of Homer. Also yadda yadda, Oc shit and cringe, Read at your own risk and such, OC smut and a shite ton of it!
