Jake: I found a couple guys, barely any girls. So weird.
Damien: If I was a girl that had to milk a cow, I wouldn't.
*rustling in the bushes*
Jake+Damien: *both turn only to get squirted with a suspicious liquid*
Sai: *laughs jumping up* You got pranked!!
Jake: Please tell me this is water.
Sai: Well... it used to be water, but then my cat drank it and-
Damien: *cracks his knuckles glaring daggers at him*
Sai: *jumps a bit at that*
Jake: How old are you?
Sai: How old are YOU?
Jake: Hm.
Damien: Let's just go.
Sai: * Takes a picture of them* hashtag- you've been sprayed by the master.
Damien: *about to punch him*
Jake: *holding him back* H-hey do you have a girlfriend?
Sai: *looks at him* eh? Stai flirtando con me? (Are you flirting with me?)
Jake: um...
Damien: Italian.
Sai: Sono sorpreso che tu lo sappia. (I'm surprised you know that)
Jake: He'll do well!
Sai: *raises an eyebrow*
Jake: Hey! Meet us at this address please?! *gives him their house address*
Damien: Jakey please don't be so trusting.
Sai: How do you even know I'll show up.
Jake: I wanna set you up with my big brother!
Sai: ok, ora sono interessato (okay, now I'm interested)
Jake: I'll take that as a yes! *grabs Damien's hand walking away*
Sai: .... that's strange, I feel like I'm becoming a part of something terrible.
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Short Stories 10
FanfictionThis time it's a picture of Homer. Also yadda yadda, Oc shit and cringe, Read at your own risk and such, OC smut and a shite ton of it!
