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Jamey: Hey Ma, What would happen if Dad got turned into part cow.

Angelo: All the demons would riot! *fixes up Ellie*

Jamey: How?

Angelo: They'd think Lucy's sexy, but I bet he tastes bitter.

Jamey: Why bitter?

Angelo: *looks at him smirking a bit*

Jamey: ... you had his milk haven't you?

Angelo: Maybe, tasted as bitter as coffee. We agreed not to do it again. *starts feeding Ellie*

Jamey: But Dad let's you do it.

Angelo: For Ellie~ and for him if he's feeling like it! But he's a busy busy man!~ *walks out the kitchen*

Jamey: Nice talking with ya.

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