Sai: No offense, but you're family is kinda weird.

Ollie: Tell me about it.

Sai: I met this one dude who threatened me with a fork. He said he was gonna stab me in the eye because he's never met someone with my kind of hairstyle? *confused*

Ollie: Joflix.

Sai: Then another guy who pisses on his brother and makes out with him?

Ollie: Mel and Flaz

Sai: Sorry if I insulted any of them.

Ollie: Please do.

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