Jerry: Max has been in the hospital so much they gave him his own preferred customer card.
Max: One more bullet in my chest and I win a free trip to Las vegas!
Jerry: *rubs his face trying not to laugh*
DU LIEST GERADE
Short Stories 10
FanfictionThis time it's a picture of Homer. Also yadda yadda, Oc shit and cringe, Read at your own risk and such, OC smut and a shite ton of it!
