Zane: What do you need me to sign?
Damien: Field trip papers.
Zane: ah... Wait why me? I'm not your parent.
Damien: Just sign it. I've been using Honey's last name.
Zane: *rolls eyes and signs his name* There.
Damien: Ha! These were adoption papers!! I'm now officially your son!!!
Zane: What?!!
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Zane: Why do you wanna be my son?
Damien: because I love you. *hugs him*
Zane: ew ew ew. Why would anyone ever think that?
Honey: *clears his throat raising an eyebrow.
Zane: I'm kidding!! I'm kidding!!
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Satan: You did what?!!
Damien: What? I've got two families now!!
Satan: But you're no longer a HAYLEL!!
Angelo: Our best bet is to start fresh with Ellie.
Satan: *grumbles* True. *takes Ellie*
Angelo: noo my baby!! *takes her back*
Satan: Fine! I wanna hold her next though!!
Damien: huh. Surprisingly easy, but in a way so sad...
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Short Stories 10
FanfictionThis time it's a picture of Homer. Also yadda yadda, Oc shit and cringe, Read at your own risk and such, OC smut and a shite ton of it!
