Genderbend au
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Mia: *turns on the tv*
News guy: Breaking news! Someone just got into a fight with an octopus at the aquarium.
Mia: *raises an eyebrow* What kind of moron would get into a fight with an octopus?
Kerry: *enters the room* Well maybe that octopus was being a dick! *covered in ink*
Mia: *sighs* My moron would.
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Mia: Kerry I'm pregnant! *shows her big belly*
Kerry: What?! T-that's wonderful!!
Mia: *pulls out the pillow* Just kidding!
Kerry: you're so mean!!
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Kerry: *holding a fake statue baby* Mia! I adopted a baby!
Mia: you did what?
Kerry: *runs over to her* Look! *fake trips and shatters the baby*
Mia: *mouth drops looking horrified*
Kerry: *laughs* It's fake!!
Mia: *goes red embarrassed and growls at her*
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Coco: You have a real baby here. *holds up Amelia*
Amelia: *babbles*
Kerry: true. *holds her*
Mia: *kisses her cheek* So cute.
Coco: but if we are discussing pregnancy.... I'm pregnant myself!!
Mia: Yeah right.
Kerry: Sorry coco! But you can't trick us!
Coco: *shrugs and walks off patting her belly* Maybe I'll tell them again later.
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No Coco's not pregananant. Is a joke I used to fit the ending
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Short Stories 10
FanfictionThis time it's a picture of Homer. Also yadda yadda, Oc shit and cringe, Read at your own risk and such, OC smut and a shite ton of it!
