Olive: w-we try only one!
Oil: One? *pouts* fine.
Olive: Dad's gonna kill us?
Oil: How?? These are his. *lights his cigarette*
Olive: Fine, Mom's gonna kill us!
Oil: *lights Olive's* Just shut up and smoke it!
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Olive: Okay that was a one time thing.
Oil: yeah yeah. *shushes him and puts the cigarette pack back where he found them*
Olive: Okay let's go. *drags him out of the room*
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Olive: *bangs his head against his desk* So much homework. I think I'm gonna have a breakdown.
Oil: sounds like you need my special medicine.
Olive: I don't ever want to hear those words come out of your mouth.
Oil: *deadpans and shows him the cigarettes*
Olive: *gasps* Dad's cigarettes?
Oil: Duh.
Olive: Why did you take them?!
Oil: Okay I maaaay have had more then one.
Olive: Oil!! Those things kill your lungs!
Oil: Then why did you have one?! Plus we're demons!!
Olive: Okay that's true!!
Oil: Stop yelling at me!!
Olive: You stop first!!
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Jamey: Mumbles: Where are my cigarettes?
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Jamey takes his cigarettes to work
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Short Stories 10
FanfictionThis time it's a picture of Homer. Also yadda yadda, Oc shit and cringe, Read at your own risk and such, OC smut and a shite ton of it!
