Olive: Oil!!! *runs upstairs*
Oil: *opens the dood to their room* Eh-
Olive: *tackles him down and starts choking him* Why THE FUCK did you put me on a dating website you BASTARD!!
Oil: *pries the hands off him as best as he can* B-because I-I wanted you t-to find l-love d-dude!!
Olive: *stops* B-but I'm fine by myself!!
Oil: *rubs his throat* D-dude. I feel so bad for you everytime I see you reading alone. You're just buried in your books all the time and it made me wanna do something about it.
Olive: *thinks about it* ... That's a sweet gesture, but I'm just not ready for that kind of thing yet bro.
Oil: Fuck man. I'll take it down okay?
Olive: Thank you.
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~ At the school library ~
Olive: by myself huh? *looks around and sees the room empty besides the librarian* H-he's right... *looks out the window*
Oil: *flirting with some girl*
Girl: *giggling and looks to be enjoying everything he's saying*
Olive: man do I wish to have that certain level of confidence.
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Olive: Dad how come I haven't found anyone special in my life?
Jamey: hm...
Faz: Whispers to him: Wrong person to ask.
Jamey: hey!
Faz: *smiles* Joking, Joking!
Jamey: Well maybe you haven't found love because no one's interested you yet. I didn't find love until I met this cutie right here. *pinches Faz's cheek*
Faz: owie.
Jamey: Since I was a cold hearted bastard like my Father, My heart skipped a beat when I saw him and I fell hard.
Olive: So I could just be waiting for the right person?
Jamey: *nods* Could be anyone.
Olive: *blushes lightly* Y-yeah. Anyone.
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Short Stories 10
FanfictionThis time it's a picture of Homer. Also yadda yadda, Oc shit and cringe, Read at your own risk and such, OC smut and a shite ton of it!
