Jamey: Is this glass, Half empty or Half full?
Oil: Half full.
Olive: It depends.
Jamey: hm?
Olive: Did you pour in the water or did you drink the water?
Jamey: Just say either one.
Olive: Well I have to-
Jamey: Olive.
Olive: Half empty.
Jamey: You're optimistic. *points at Oil* and your pessimistic. *points at Olive*
Oil: Cool! What does that mean?
Olive: it means your happy all the time and I'm... unhappy all the time? That doesn't sound like me.
Jamey: A test is a test.
Faz: No it's not.
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Short Stories 10
FanfictionThis time it's a picture of Homer. Also yadda yadda, Oc shit and cringe, Read at your own risk and such, OC smut and a shite ton of it!
