Jake: *baby proofing everything*
Ivy: *staring at him from the ground*
Jake: *hums putting sockets on all the outlets*
Ivy: Ah!
Jake: *jumps and looks at her scared*
Ivy: *just sitting there staring*
Jake: Don't scare me like that! *picks her up* you're safe.
Ivy: *grabs his nose*
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Jake: Safe. Safe. Safe. Safe. *checking stuff off on a piece of paper*
Damien: Babe don't you think you went a little overboard?
Jake: Whatever do you mean?
Damien: *holds up Ivy*
Ivy: *babbles at him while wearing a helmet*
Jake: the helmet is keeping her safe.
Damien: Bubble wrap on her highchair?
Jake: She could cut herself on the plastic!
Damien: The kitchen utensils up high where even my dad couldn't reach?
Jake: that's just over exaggeration.
Damien: *groans*
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Ivy: *looking around her play pen*
Jake: *covers the outside of her play pen with cushions* just to be safe!
Ivy: *chews on her hand*
Jake: No baby! *takes her hand out and puts mittens on her* Germs are bad.
Ivy: *chews on the mittens*
Damien: Baby she's a demon.
Jake: That's no excuse!!
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Jake is VERY over protective
He just wants them to be safe
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Short Stories 10
FanfictionThis time it's a picture of Homer. Also yadda yadda, Oc shit and cringe, Read at your own risk and such, OC smut and a shite ton of it!
