Age: 5
Olive: *holding onto the aisle screaming*
Jamey+Faz: *pulling on him*
Olive: I wan candy!!! *holds on tighter*
Jamey: We said no!!
People: *watching*
Manager: Should we get the police involved?
Faz: No no no! W-we got it! *pries his hands off*
Olive: *screams louder while struggling in Jamey's grip*
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Age 14:
Olive: *kicking his bedroom wall* Why are there so many FUCKING people who don't know when to stop?!!!
Oil: how so? *texting*
Olive: I JUST SAW TWO KIDS IN CLASS COPY EACH OTHER AND THE TEACHER LOOKS AWAY AND GIVES THEM AN A+!! WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?!!! THAT'S SO STUPID!! *kicks a hole into the wall*
Oil: *takes a picture* I have no idea.
Olive: *glares at him cracking his knuckles*
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Age 18
Olive: I wanted fish.
Jamey: We didn't have any fish.
Olive: *taps his fingers* I don't wanna eat this.
Jamey: Then starve.
Faz: Jamey. *looks at Olive* We'll eat fish next time for dinner.
Oil: *eating his spaghetti*
Olive: Muttering: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1 2 3 4 5-
Jamey: Eat your damn spaghetti.
Olive: *taps harder muttering faster to calm down*
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The sent him to anger management classes every end of the week.
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Short Stories 10
FanfictionThis time it's a picture of Homer. Also yadda yadda, Oc shit and cringe, Read at your own risk and such, OC smut and a shite ton of it!
