(Pirate au)
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Jamey: Get more crew members.
Jerry: *huffs* Why do I have to do it?
Jamey: Because last time I left you on the boat, you almost got swindled.
Jerry: I can't help that I'm gullible.
Jamey: Let's just put out ads.
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Jamey: Why do you wanna be on this crew?
Faz: Because it'll make me a man!
Jamey: A man huh? Well... you're pretty short. *looks him up and down*
Faz: *blushes a bit* B-but I-i'm really good with things!
Jamey: Like what?
Faz: Keeping inventory, Steering, putting up the sails-
Jamey: Alright alright. You're hired.
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Jerry: You're so pretty! *squishing his face*
Faz: *whines blushing*
Jerry: *laughs a bit ruffling his hair cooing*
Max: Hey get your hands off him! *lifts himself up on the boat*
Jerry: Who's that?
Faz: My Brother. *hums* He was at a bar when I enlisted.
Jerry: ah
Max: You left me in the bar!! *crosses his arms* To fuck some floozy?
Jerry: I'm straight you cocksucker!!
Max: *looks at him* .... I highly doubt that. *points at his earring*
Jerry: I got it because it makes me look cool!!
Max: Wow, I see no difference.
Jerry: *huffs and pushes him off the ship* Die then.
Max: *yelps and latches onto one of the windows* Are you crazy?!
Jerry: *leans down watching him* That depends-
Jamey: You have good reflexes.
Jerry: *jumps*
Max: Eh?
Faz: Captain Jamey!
Jamey: You wanna join my crew? *helps him back up*
Max: Not if he's here. *motions to Jerry*
Jerry: *crosses his arms*
Jamey: Relax. Jerry's harmless, he just got sensitive because you called him straight.
Jerry: Jamey!!
Jamey: Sorry I meant gay.
Max: So you are gay.
Jerry: I will throw you both off the plank!
Jamey: Only I can do that.
Faz: So are you gay?
Jerry: Yes Goddamnit!!
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Short Stories 10
FanfictionThis time it's a picture of Homer. Also yadda yadda, Oc shit and cringe, Read at your own risk and such, OC smut and a shite ton of it!
